Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Christmas warmth
Today, I was straightening my hair for a Christmas Eve party. I put the hot straightener down on my bed for a second, and zoned out enough to sit squarely on it a few moments later. I now have burns on my ass cheek, and a six-hour party at which I can't even sit down. FML
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omgshaylaaa 0
Seriously? Leaving strainers or any heat appliances on bedding is an invitation for a fire to start! Come on now! Maybe it's better it burned your ass than burned your house down.
manforgot 1
Dumbass. Or should I say burnedass?
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shadmed 0
Look, I just trolled and said dumb shit but I didn't preceded with "I feel like trolling" or "Get ready for my useless comments!" Dumb remarks are not the same as useless sentences.
shadmed 0
Ehhh. Well, they're really similar if you follow logic, but I hope you get what I mean.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Useless sentences are dumb.
caitlin1203 0
I did the same thing six months ago and I now have a huge purple scar on my ass
carlosestrada1 4
can I see? thumbs up if you want proof xD
kei1108 13
... WHAT?? How do you possibly not notice?? hahaha!! wow.. YDI and FML.
foreverDark 1
Burn baby burn...
elizabethross 0
you're an idiot for leaving it on your bed in the first place-unless your intent was to start a fire
teentee401 37
YDI it for 1. Putting the straightner on the bed in the first place...it could've caught fire. 2. Sitting directly on something hot that you JUST put down.
drosek89 20
Why would you put it on your bed anyway? If you can forget about it that fast then you could burn your house down...