Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Christmas warmth
Today, I was straightening my hair for a Christmas Eve party. I put the hot straightener down on my bed for a second, and zoned out enough to sit squarely on it a few moments later. I now have burns on my ass cheek, and a six-hour party at which I can't even sit down. FML
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omgshaylaaa 0
Seriously? Leaving strainers or any heat appliances on bedding is an invitation for a fire to start! Come on now! Maybe it's better it burned your ass than burned your house down.
manforgot 1
Dumbass. Or should I say burnedass?
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memo619 0
23, I don't think he's the only one stalking you -hides behind tree-
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
33 OMG O_____O jk I get that all the time(:
memo619 0
it's no fun if you don't care :(
realangelofdeath 0
If you burned your ass, why would you want to sit down? Wouldn't that hurt?
iwadasn 33
That's exactly what I was thinking! In this situation, standing would definitely be less painful than sitting.
FMLinCA 12
ur the hostess, you shouldn't be sitting down n.e way. lol. sucks to be you.
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
Oh I do O-----O
chris_fml1 0
Before commenting on the severity of your burns i think you should check your facts as third degree burns extend through the entire dermis and require excision, meaning they are quite severe and require medical aid. Maybe you do have them if you didn't remove your ass from the straighter immediately, but I doubt it.
rattusrattus 19
Like I said. Not fit for party. Necrotising skin. Dumb moron.
Psychotic_Snail 0
You my friend, just got burned!
LiznessMonster 9
It was a YDI from the first line "....I put the hot straightner on my bed..." because that is always a good idea.
sheenamaedc09 0
happened to me too, got burned at the back of my thigh >.>