Chubby
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Lake Worth, United States
Cheers
Today, my grandmother came to visit and asked me, "Did you change your hair, or are you just fatter now?" FML
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may14th 26
Both for me
xxlittlemsanime 24
Damn, that's cold
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may14th 26
Both for me
kikoma 32
It's okay, #1, you're still pretty and have nice hair. :)
Allusivness 21
Sometimes I rub myself in butter milk and play with my nipples to jazz music. My grandparents think I'm wierd but I just feel better than anyone else.
nonsensical 26
Your eyes are piercing
kikoma 32
#22, usually random does NOT equal funny.
Jason89 16
#1, you sure are cute!
Brandi_Faith 34
Me too 1. It is what it is.
mmmxr 11
Nope your just weird.......
mmmxr 11
Ignore that it was meant for a different comment that has now decided to disappear and make me look stupid lol.
SlimDanny 15
Brutal honesty all around.
funneh1 21
Hey now, you have beautiful eyes chickie :)
shemademedoit 20
you're all beautiful
Zeescar 17
Well that's a plot twist to the normal visiting grandma story..
jerzjay 17
Damn...G-mama is ruthless!!
danimal_crackerz 26
Straight savage. No? Okay..
whoredom 21
Jeez she's vicious. Pay her no mind, I'm sure she's no super model.
jerzjay 17
well yeah, but how many grandma Victoria Secret models do you know of? lol
xxlittlemsanime 24
Damn, that's cold
MetalHeadSteve 10
Grandparents do have a way of saying rude things. She probably meant something nice by it
mmmxr 11
Grandma: your fat Me: oh thanks grandma that is so nice! (Sarcasm)
JayVicious 20
nah, i think they believe they can get away with being assholes just because they are old and know people will excuse them for that reason.
MetalHeadSteve 10
Hey, back in the day, being skinny was a bad thing!
guitarki 11
Do you have alzheimer's, or are you just a bitch now?
VeganDarkLight 31
Oh please, Alzheimers's is no joking matter.
guitarki 11
Yeah, you're right, I regretted that almost immediately after posting it. Sorry.
praesidiem 16
You're right #7! #6 must have forgotten his manners
Brandi_Faith 34
What can we joke about? Everything seems to be off limits to joke about on FML lately.
VeganDarkLight 31
Well, humour is subjective. And I lost my grandfather to Alzheimer's not long ago, so to me it just isn't funny. But I get where you're coming from.
Zebediabolical 45
I had an Alzheimers joke but I... who are you people?
JohnTheDonJuan 11
You know what the best thing about having alzheimer's is? You get to meet new people everyday! Or... you only ever have to buy one comedy cd for the rest of your life!.
file321 16
After I've been at grandma's eating her cookies I'm definetly fatter
haileyrows 26
"My stomach didn't grow Grandma, just my awesomeness"
meliodafool_ 15
"the width of my waist is proportional to the number of wrinkles on your face."
venomousflower 24
How do those two things correlate with each other at all?
fpants2010 18
Maybe OP cut their hair, and it made their face look rounder.
HoboMeth 36
"I cut my hair but not my swag"