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  • The Mixer

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  • Supersize Menu

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  • Consolation prize

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  • One ring to rule them all

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    11%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    32%
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    33%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    5%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    2%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    8%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    16%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    46%
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Guitarki's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 28 May 2013 16:51 / United States - Ozark
By Anonymous - / Friday 24 April 2015 19:39 / Ireland - Mountmellick
By Kira - / Friday 24 April 2015 17:09 / Canada - Halifax

Zach from Extra Fabulous Comics Illustrated this FML!

Today, as always, I have Tourette's syndrome. It causes me to occasionally make a beeping noise. My boyfriend just figured out that if he beeps back, it makes me beep again. He thinks it's hilarious and won't stop. FML

By Beeper - / Tuesday 9 July 2019 09:07 / United States - Champaign

Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 8 June 2014 18:01 / Canada - North Bay