blaise
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML
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DraftHail614 17
8 years? She's a piece of shit. Period. Wasted 8 years of your life. I will never understand why the hell people feel the need to cheat rather than either break up with them first, or just try to work things out if something is wrong.
RichardPencil 30
Wasn't her wedding ring a red flag? Or that you never banged at her place? Incuriosity confuses the cat, I guess.
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hl2701 10
ouch
DraftHail614 17
8 years? She's a piece of shit. Period. Wasted 8 years of your life. I will never understand why the hell people feel the need to cheat rather than either break up with them first, or just try to work things out if something is wrong.
zoelog 10
you must be incredibly clueless to not notice that for 8 years. ydi
RichardPencil 30
Wasn't her wedding ring a red flag? Or that you never banged at her place? Incuriosity confuses the cat, I guess.