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Today, I laid in bed all night texting my drunk boyfriend and drunk best friend. They were at two different parties, neither of which I was invited to. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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why didn't your boyfriend bring you to the party he was at?? isn't that what relationships are all about?

Ali_Br_fml 33

And you couldn't crash one of them?

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xXDubbleChic 11

well that's sad panda

at least they weren't at the same party haha

ryanmacvey- I read your comments to the voice of that school janitor from the Simpsons lol I can't do Scottish/ Irish accents, but when I read you posts I can for some reason ha

^ Was that English?

Wrong response.

well at least you don't have to pick which party to go to

Okay, I'm not usually much of a grammar Nazi, but ryanmacvey, is it really too hard for you to type out "I" instead of "a"? Seriously, the way you type makes you sound like a ******* three-year-old.

And while they were having fun, you were disturbing them.

maybe they were to drunk to invite you?

The parties must have not been that good, if they were texting you all night