mylifesucks
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Beyond FOMO
Today, I laid in bed all night texting my drunk boyfriend and drunk best friend. They were at two different parties, neither of which I was invited to. FML
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insanesna1l 0
why didn't your boyfriend bring you to the party he was at?? isn't that what relationships are all about?
Ali_Br_fml 33
And you couldn't crash one of them?
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Comments (90)
xXDubbleChic 11
well that's sad panda
mmkay33 2
at least they weren't at the same party haha
sarapsosis 1
ryanmacvey- I read your comments to the voice of that school janitor from the Simpsons lol I can't do Scottish/ Irish accents, but when I read you posts I can for some reason ha
mintcar 10
^ Was that English?
mintcar 10
Wrong response.
birdfreak 24
well at least you don't have to pick which party to go to
illmatic2 16
Okay, I'm not usually much of a grammar Nazi, but ryanmacvey, is it really too hard for you to type out "I" instead of "a"? Seriously, the way you type makes you sound like a ******* three-year-old.
KjoeLjan 4
And while they were having fun, you were disturbing them.
FERNxEMO 0
maybe they were to drunk to invite you?
awekward_name 0
The parties must have not been that good, if they were texting you all night