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Today, I laid in bed all night texting my drunk boyfriend and drunk best friend. They were at two different parties, neither of which I was invited to. FML

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why didn't your boyfriend bring you to the party he was at?? isn't that what relationships are all about?

Ali_Br_fml 33

And you couldn't crash one of them?

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just go with your bf problem solved

Live with it. Just because you weren't invited doesn't mean it's the end of the world. Millions of people in the world weren't invited... get over it. Go to a movie or something...

I know the feeling.... in a way.

JeterArmy 0

dump his ass cuz he cheated on u

maybe no one at the parties knows you? or you're just very socially awkward. your choice

85 Nah hun it was Spanish. You were close though.

i eat poop wen i get drunk

today? or all night? sounds like OP has had a few also. <_<

maybe you should learn how to be fun and outgoing . you sound like those chicks that are afraid to do crazy shit! but c'mon girl you gotta live a lil .

Well at least it's better than them both going to the same party and not telling you.