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Bananarama
Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
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xxwafflez 0
did he stab you with the banana?
FreebirdIII 1
That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.
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Comments (298)
BlackCloudedSldr 5
Oh I get it! Haha. (wow I'm kinda racist)
xXobnoxiousXx 3
lol its becoming a trend to mug with banana's , the muggers got class
hazins 2
Did he make eye contact with you?
easy2rember 0
I bet he was black
theanimepanda 4
awesome :-P
jakebville 9
Bananas are mugging food!!
otebear 3
I guess it's time for you to learn how to "defend yourself against an attacker armed with a banana!" (Monty Python's Flying Circus, John Cleese)
MadisonDerp 16
Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Is.. Is that a banana? No! It's a gun! Then why is it yellow? It's a yellow gun, ok? You just took a bite of it! Oh.. Uh.. *runs away with wallet*
Steffi 26
Monkey fist.
happyapy 16
"First, take the banana! Then you eat the banana; thus disarming him!"