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Bad aim

Today, my doctor asked for a urine sample. It's the first time I've tried to cup my own pee. Despite the fact that I'm a woman, I managed to aim wrong, and sprayed the floor, hit the door and my handbag with my own pee. FML

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And you laugh at us guys, wee can aim :)

RedPillSucks 33

What does being a woman have to do with this? Peeing in a cup may not be rocket science, but it's not easy when you can't aim. Next time, try peeing over/in the toilet and just place the cup in the stream.

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Don't feel bad. The first time I had to, didn't have any idea what the hell I was doing so I pissed in the toilet and used the cup to scoop some of the water and piss out.

Hit the door?

peterblack67 9

How is that even possible?

Welcome to our world! The struggle is real.

mccuish 25

This is what you guy for laughing at guys who can’t aim