Arghh
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Alanis, we've got another case!
Today, I had an allergic reaction to cranberry juice. The only reason I was drinking cranberry juice was to help with a bladder infection. Now I'm covered in what looks like a rash and peeing constantly. FML
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doc_j 0
bro its called anti biotics
ProhibitionRose 14
Cranberry Juice is usually more of a "preventative" measure. And if you have a bladder infection, see a doctor because the chances of juice helping THAT drastically is very minimal. Maybe a little bit, but you'd be better off with medication.
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HatefulPilot 0
Sounds like you need sex.
cptmorgan15 2
I know I wouldn't have sex with a girl with a bladder infection and rashes everywhere..
HatefulPilot 0
Maybe you would.
RainbowHeadache 2
lol she can't pass the BI to you. You can't even tell she has one unless she says something. Sex makes it worse though.
cptmorgan15 2
Ya, maybe I would. I know she can't pass it to me but it's weird none the less.
RainbowHeadache 2
She probably wouldn't tell you. So you'll nevvverrrrr knowwww. ;D
rallets 23
^ maybe afterwards? o_O
RainbowHeadache 2
That'd be mean. Haha
HatefulPilot 0
Mean, but awesome in the sense of revenge sex. Think about it.
rallets 23
lmao yea it would >:O
RainbowHeadache 2
Just freaks him out. Doesn't do anything to him. haha
rallets 23
gotcha!! aha!! :D
cptmorgan15 2
Sounds like you guys are planning revenge sex against me. And that was a very evil way of typing 'you'll never know'.
RainbowHeadache 2
Lmao. Yes all three of us are planning revenge sex. That made me laugh so hard. Thank you for that :D
rallets 23
its not gonna be easy for the both of us man, sorry
aardvarkish 17
Actually, pissing rashes galores are my fetish, favorite after cactus.
aardvarkish 17
Actually, pissing rashes galores are my fetish, favorite after cactus.
yuggi1 11
I'm sure there are other ways of getting rid of a bladder infection that doesn't include cranberry juice. Look for alternatives, OP. Lazy ass! :P
Darcon 8
lol noob
Trollawlawlawl 0
Ey yo dawg I b an OG liek u ain't seen. I can flip a cam da bird n carry a gat in my pants to shoot mah tool off.
wendyyyy 0
Awh man that sucks. I had reoccurring bladder infections for months. Go to the doctor for anibiotics.
Crlnprz 11
that sucks :P
ciarafox9 9
stop whining. as they say, tell your mom not FML
NineFishMffns_fml 0
If everyone just told their mom, or their doctor, or the police, or do the right thing in every situation instead of posting to fml.. there wouldn't be an fml.
SirEBC 7
Mother ******, this is FML. It is where people COME to whine. You don't go into a school and tell people to stop learning, just as you do not come to FML and tell people to stop whining.
ColorfulDonut 7
^^^ good point
secretlyvictoria 1
57- i wish i could give that a hundred thumbs' up.
SupermarioAhmad6 0
that double suks haha
Skittlesbaby 7
water (not as affective) works too. I'm not sure if you're allergic to blueberries too, but it's an alternative to cranberry juice in fighting UTI's
ImaWiseGuy 5
a good way to avoid uti's is peeing every time you get done having sex if you wanna try to minimize your uti problems there 22
xjmltx 0
I get UTIs (urinary tract infection) all of the time! yes apparently cranberry juice does help the urinary tract (somehow) but it tastes horrid! if you're allergic to it though try something called "Ural". not too sure what it may be called where you are but it's a sachet you empty into a glass of water. also tastes like crap but helps A LOT!
nonny1987 0
Anything rich in anti-oxidants works plus drinking plenty of water etc to help weaken the concentration of urine and help flush infection. antibiotics will help but avoid where possible as the user can become immune to them.
Skittlesbaby 7
cotton panties, and pee after sex also, lose the super tight jeans.
DocBastard 40
Excuse me? Immune to antibiotics? Care to explain how that works, because it sounds like a new ******* phenomenon to me. We can call it the Nonny1987 Effect.
Skittlesbaby 7
also, if you have more than 3 UTI's in 6 months, you might wanna check for STI's. your painful and frequent urination may be your only symptom
wendyyyy 0
Sometimes every precaution you take doesn't help. and that can be perfectly normal. My doctor said some women get them frequently and they can't explain why. another thing you shouldn't do is hold your pee. Go when you have to go!
chammi 0
I think she means after taking so many antibiotics for a bladder infection that keeps coming back, her body will get use to the pills and they will lose their effect. They won't work as well after a prolonged time frame. Look it up on google.
NineFishMffns_fml 0
Yikes! No more cranberry juice for you! Hopefully you will find an alternative to at least calm down that peeing, until then fyl. D: