Work: A cashier's life

A cashier's life

By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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Thursday 17 October 2013 9:19

just laugh awkwardly until they get confused

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Thursday 17 October 2013 9:36

It's all good.. I'm a cashier and once a really cute guy came through my lane and was flirting with me. He came back through again because he forgot something. It was a pregnancy test.

Comments

dino223 6

Sunday 20 October 2013 3:50

Don't fret op people like that just want to blow our other people's candles to make there own look brighter.

DoctorBassDrop 9

Sunday 20 October 2013 21:18

Faith in humanity = 0

Emilystar0298 9

Sunday 20 October 2013 22:06

Happened to me once and I was just like maybe I should quit my day job and become a comedian?!?

kbolt89 5

Sunday 20 October 2013 22:53

No need to even consider their opinion's relevant to your well being. People who think that is appropriate behavior are a waste of space, and don't even deserve a second thought.