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    Minecraft

    Some fans take it too far

    By Anonymous - 12/06/2025 22:00 - United States

    Today, I finally figured out what two kids in my neighborhood have been yelling for what seems like the past month. I don't know where they are exactly, so my efforts to get them to knock it off has almost made me go insane, all from hearing them yell "CHICKEN JOCKEY!" over and over again. FML
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    Epic

    By Anonymous - 25/04/2021 08:00 - Canada - Ottawa

    Today, I ended up missing all my Zoom classes because I had the audacity to stay up all night and build an epic Minecraft fortress. And then I accidentally deleted it. FML
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