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    Breakfast

    You know what I mean?

    By Anonymous - 06/04/2022 22:00

    Today, I accidentally texted my new housemate saying, “Hey, wanna get freaky before moving in tomorrow morning?” It was supposed to say “breaky”, as in "breakfast." This should be nice and awkward. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 405
    You deserved it 734

    Strange domestic arrangement

    By Mike - 24/05/2021 13:59

    Today, because I wanted to let my cat have his breakfast before I used the bathroom, which is also his dining room, I learned that when your day starts with shitting your pants, things can only get better from there. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 333
    You deserved it 891

    Filling

    By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 06:24 - United Kingdom

    Today, I have a busy day of college work ahead of me. I figured I'd best have a good breakfast. Then I realised I'd completely ran out of food except for various types of sauces and condiments. So what am I having for breakfast today? That's right. A nice cup of Gravy. FML
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    Today, my dad found out that there are others like him in this world. They're called furries. FML
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