You know what I mean? By Anonymous - 06/04/2022 22:00 Today, I accidentally texted my new housemate saying, “Hey, wanna get freaky before moving in tomorrow morning?” It was supposed to say “breaky”, as in "breakfast." This should be nice and awkward. FML I agree, your life sucks 405 You deserved it 734 Tweet Share
Strange domestic arrangement By Mike - 24/05/2021 13:59 Today, because I wanted to let my cat have his breakfast before I used the bathroom, which is also his dining room, I learned that when your day starts with shitting your pants, things can only get better from there. FML I agree, your life sucks 333 You deserved it 891 Tweet Share
Filling By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 06:24 - United Kingdom Today, I have a busy day of college work ahead of me. I figured I'd best have a good breakfast. Then I realised I'd completely ran out of food except for various types of sauces and condiments. So what am I having for breakfast today? That's right. A nice cup of Gravy. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 642 You deserved it 30 532 Tweet Share
Today, I was beaten up for being Russian and therefore “supporting the war.” I do not support the war in the Ukraine. FML I agree, your life sucks 235 You deserved it 32
Today, I called the Suicide Hotline. They greeted me by name. FML I agree, your life sucks 216 You deserved it 38
Today, my now-ex fiancée actually took another man’s penis out of her mouth and had the audacity to shout, “Babe, it’s not what it looks like!” FML I agree, your life sucks 1 035 You deserved it 56
Today, my dad found out that there are others like him in this world. They're called furries. FML I agree, your life sucks 657 You deserved it 93