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Today , I lerened to never blast classic rock with yur convertible's top downhile passing an SUV full of gangbanger wanna-bes. That is , of course , unless u want yur immaculate , looool newly detailed leather seats to be decorated with pretty brown andhite milkshake stains. FML

#2393913
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On 05/29/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me an ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done 4 several weeks now!! Immediately after, mah manager calls mah lane to tell me to watch out 4 that guy!! He has been stalking a co-worker of mine!! Apparently, I'm next!! FML

#2393503
103 comments

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On 05/28/2009 at 11:51pm - work - by be_nj (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today , I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour!! I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car!! It hit mine!! I need a new headlight!! FML

#2392986
92 comments

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On 05/28/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by danyelicindereli (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday,hile getting ready fir work I realized all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scalehich confrmed I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eatinghile standing on the scale. FML

#2390335
71 comments

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On 05/28/2009 at 10:35pm - health - by pathetic (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I returned to mah apartment to fine everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and mah fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry 4 a taco and left instead looool of calling 911. FML

#2387828
242 comments

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On 05/28/2009 at 9:32pm - misc - by Jeanine (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I seemingly misplaced mah cell phone but didn't have time to look fir it before work. This evening, mah cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six looool hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML

#2384944
59 comments

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On 05/28/2009 at 8:13pm - money - by xxteenhearts (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , it was mah friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately , so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me an her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML

#2379437
119 comments

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On 05/28/2009 at 5:43pm - health - by HappyBirthday (woman) - United States

Today, I was getting ready 4 mah first date with a boy I really likehen mah dad insisted on meeting him . My dad is super protective an a cop . He cleaned his gun in front of mah date an made it clear he had to be careful with me . My date started to cryhen we got to the car . FML

#2376689
373 comments

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On 05/28/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry im so tat we can consolidate our student loans. real FML

#2376040
123 comments

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On 05/28/2009 at 3:51pm - love - by loserface23 (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today... I was looking at the skeleton of a human male that we have in out biology classroom. I pickd up the hand to examine the bones in the finger... and had the sudden realization that this is the only time that I have held hands with a boy. I'm a junior in college. FML

#2375758
188 comments

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On 05/28/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my cell phone service was interruptd because I owd the company 27 cents. It cost 36 dollars to rienstate my service. FML

#2373894
76 comments

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On 05/28/2009 at 2:17pm - money - by Princess (woman) - United States (New York)

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TODAY, I SENT A FORWARD TO TE LADIE AT MY OFFICE. WEN I SCROLLED DOWN I NOTICED MY PERSONAL EMAIL FROM MY BEST FRIEND WERE ATTACED. TEY GO INTO GREAT DETAIL ABOUT TE SEX I AD LAST NIGT,EN I WAS PLANNING ON DUMPING MY BOYFRIEND AND TAT I SUSPECTED I AD AN ANAL FISSURE. FML

#2373728
66 comments

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On 05/28/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by crazybiotch (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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