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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

11%
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

33%
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

4%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Ijustgiveup's favorite FMLs

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By TheEnglishOne / Friday 23 January 2009 00:42 / United States

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By cat lady - / Saturday 30 August 2014 11:56 / Norway - Egersund

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By KristaAaronn / Wednesday 27 August 2014 12:24 / United States - Johnson City

Today, it's been almost a week since I returned from my vacation to Ireland. Before I rarely drank. Now I'm pretty sure I'm an alcoholic. You might think I'm joking, but I've woken up hungover every day since I landed there. I basically paid to kill my liver and become AA's next poster child. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 25 August 2014 16:01 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, the police knocked on my door, saying that they needed to investigate my house for animal abuse. Apparently the neighbours called, reporting a "screeching bird in pain". I have no bird, but I have been singing quite loudly recently. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By abusedparrot / Sunday 24 August 2014 12:40 / Australia - Brisbane

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ijustgiveup

The Mixer

Inception

Work is a 4-letter word

The rules are the rules

Mobility

I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

50 favorites

Consolation prize

One more and it's business time

A new thumb

Santa Claus

42

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

100 kick-ass comments