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By khfhjfsb - 05/02/2014 00:41 - United States - Downers Grove
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By khfhjfsb - 05/02/2014 00:41 - United States - Downers Grove
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By HanBroman - 17/03/2014 08:05 - Australia - Sydney
Op here, I know the doctors right. It's something I'd suspected for a while but I guess I was in denial. before it happens it feels nice, like I'm getting really close and then BAM all the pleasure stops and is replaced by frustration and sensitivity until i have to ask him to stop because it's so unpleasant. (I've tried pushing on and eventually it goes numb) and this is predominantly from clitoral stimulation. internally i feel even less. I've tried everything. vibrators, special lube, oral (which I actually hate), all kinds of things. I have an extremely supportive boyfriend who is willing to try absolutely anything but nothing helps and it's been a year since we became sexually active. it's become very hard for me to get turned on now since I find there's nothing to look forward to about sexual activity.
By JustClaire95 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
I'll prob just wear jeans from now on. Though it'd be funny to see them react to a mini skirt lol!
By tiredofcrazy - 18/03/2014 09:14 - Australia
By AsianSweets - 24/03/2014 15:32 - Canada - Ajax
OP here! Hey guys, so just to clarify, I don't have any daddy issues and I know who my father is lol. It just caught me off guard that my boyfriend asked me that so I thought about it literally first instead of how my boyfriend meant to say it for fun. But either way was a buzzkill.
By Anonymous - 01/04/2014 06:06 - United States - Eugene
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By Anonymous - 15/04/2014 16:37 - United States - Erie
i didnt have an account at the time this was posted but anyway..we were rough housing and he was sorry afterwards. I have a lose jaw from a prior accident so it pops out of place fairly easy so it wasnt a big deal. We didnt break up for those of you who suggested that we should have..everything is fine now thanks