About Captain_badass
Basically, a sleep deprived student with a total lack of funding. Hey, at least, out of all that, I'm honest, right? Yeah, I know. Nevermind. FML.
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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  • 50 favorites

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  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Captain_badass's favorite FMLs
By Widowmaker / Monday 9 August 2010 04:03 / France
By joe - / Sunday 8 August 2010 07:14 / United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

By soooyeah - / Thursday 30 April 2009 12:15 / United States
By TRalalla - / Saturday 7 August 2010 17:10 / Canada
By goodstudent - / Monday 9 August 2010 17:44 / United States