By so_this_is_me - 30/06/2016 18:21
The Top
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Caturday surprise
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Fairview
By MathTeacher - 02/05/2011 14:30 - United States
Waste of a phone call
By amIworthIt? - 01/07/2021 04:01 - United States - Ashburn
By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco
Classy guy
By Anonymous - 01/02/2013 07:01 - United States
Jesus, take the wheel
By ThreeMoreYears - 03/03/2020 03:01
By Worst City in the World - 22/03/2018 15:00
Drive by shooting
By justicewargrave - 16/07/2021 02:01
Small comforts
By Anonymous - 22/03/2020 22:36
GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
By mottephobe - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Jeff - 25/08/2009 17:09 - United States
By NotThatKind - 24/08/2009 04:28 - United States
By Boltz719 - 23/08/2009 05:10 - United States
Bass Pro Shop
By superfreak6 - 20/05/2016 13:25 - United States - New Orleans
Show and tell
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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 11:16 - United States - Woodinville
By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 15:14 - Canada - Montreal
Now what?
By svsksosnns - 11/05/2016 03:59 - United States - Olympia
By fourfootnine - 07/03/2011 13:47 - United States
Crowded House
By crowded - 20/05/2020 23:00
By crixon42 - 18/11/2013 23:39 - United Kingdom
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OP here, love all you guys who appreciate the pun, and don't you all worry I do not live at home, I have a job and am not a serial sponger.
Nice boxers
By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France
By Kendall14159 - 17/04/2016 20:09 - United States - Jacksonville
Creepy
By jeeperspeepers - 02/08/2009 22:03 - United States
By ProtoBird - 14/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Grand Rapids
Hairy situation
By Anonymous - 27/06/2020 14:03
By fmlatmovies - 25/07/2009 15:07 - United States
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actually all you haters out there, i didn't have enough room to put my response! i actually turned to her and told her to **** off and to take her annoying fat ass out of the theater because she was blocking the view for everyone and no one could hear the movie over her irritating voice that makes people want to dropkick babies! that shut her up for the rest of the movie.
By oldshitnewshit - 22/10/2013 21:11 - United States
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Looking at the comments I see we've got some seriously mixed opinions about me. So, first off: Hi, I'm Juniper, I'm 23 and I'm in art school in the US. I have never tried LSD or any other kind of "hardcore" drug before this. My friend had some tabs that he had used before and asked me if I wanted to try it. I agreed, only after doing extensive research, and determining that the risk was one I was willing to take. During that research, I stumbled across some beautiful works of people who had done art under the influence and thought perhaps I could have some fun trying that as well. I'm an art student and always open to new things. My parents were also hardcore hippies back in the day, and they've told me about their psychedelic experiences. I knew my risks. I have no plans to take LSD again, although I'm not currently suffering any adverse effects aside from water tasting kinda metallic for the next 24 hours (this took place about a week ago.) And the FML is actually not entirely true, but exaggerated for comedic effect. The paranoia and muttering did not last the entire time, only about 15-30 minutes. My entire trip lasted about 9-10 hours. One of my friends decided to remove the easel when she saw that it was making me upset. I think its large, angled presence in the room was off-putting. I actually spent the majority of my time having a good trip, my friends took great care of me. And despite not touching my canvas, I made some radical drawings. I did my research, I knew my risks, I set myself up responsibly. I'm not looking for sympathy or support– I just thought I'd share my kinda funny story. Those of you who are calling me an idiot are entitled to your opinions, but you're not insulting a wall. I'm a human being that makes choices for myself. Those of you who abstain from drugs, you should be proud! That's wonderful and healthy, but please allow and do not judge me for my own choices. My experimental phase is not harmful or offensive to you. And to my fellow art junkies: I wasn't expecting to create a masterpiece, this was for fun. I'm a learning artist!
Creepypasta
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
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Just to clarify, the dress code was business casual but since it was on a farm, I was trying to choose comfortable, practical shoes that would not get totally ruined and that still looked nice which proved to be a bit of a challenge. After lots of shopping around and trying on many pairs of shoes, I found a pair of flats and I ended up wearing those. It did rain pretty heavily later so I ended up getting permission to change into shoes that I wouldn't mind getting muddy. This had absolutely nothing to do with entitlement, I was just trying to be practical :)