Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the aisle. It didn't disappear. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, my older brother thought it would be hilarious to have over 200 people show up at my house to celebrate my wedding anniversary with my husband. Apparently, this was his "I'm sorry" present for missing my wedding last year. FML
Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
Today, my son took his very first steps. Unfortunately, it was during my sister's wedding. She had a full-blown bridezilla meltdown over how he "stole her spotlight". FML
Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML
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Top comments
lol_ironic_life 9
That is terrible. Your brother needs to grow up! :) Hope your honeymoon with your hubby made up for it in the end!
lordlekal 17
Sounds like your brother needs to be taken out back and beaten.
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Comments (161)
lol_ironic_life 9
That is terrible. Your brother needs to grow up! :) Hope your honeymoon with your hubby made up for it in the end!
xBangOut 4
would be truly epic if every1 actually laughed :D
j300zx 0
That is not terrible. That is comedy. Hahaha A wedding to remember. She can tell her grand kids.."did I ever tell you the time I ate shit while walking down the aisle?"
Dragons_corner 6
um #1 do we know how old her brothers is?
sexxy147 0
true. still sucks though :(
Criminalle 0
maybe you should decide it would be funny to gut him like a ******* pig while he sleeps...
ShadyFTW1 0
40 funnier than the fml.
sweetiffany 0
How do you know that it was the bride who was tripped?
Doortje 30
Because OP is a woman... and it was her wedding...
tulsafml 0
Congrats on the wedding:D
Triad24 0
Hahaha made me rofl WIN! ^
jal10a 1
25 try no matter what his age he needs to mature
Adorlee 11
Aww I hope your honeymoonade up for all the nonsense that happened at your wedding too. You should beat up your brother, well that's what I would do. It's every girls dream for a perfect wedding!
womanjesus 0
you're not justin beiber.
N2o_king 0
derp
XwhatsernameX 0
that is a stereotype that all girls dream of the perfect wedding. I am a girl and I am NEVER getting married because marriage is lame. BTW I think what OP's brother did was hilarious.
lordlekal 17
Sounds like your brother needs to be taken out back and beaten.
L3Paparazzo 7
lmfaoo obvs, i would kill :P
sparklemuffin 8
kill kill kill kill kill kill!!!!!
ciarafox9 9
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why are you on FML on your wedding day?
blcarter81 0
arranged marriage
zah_ali 3
I think you'll find all of the FMLs start with "Today,..." that doesn't necessarily mean people are posting them on the same day it happened. :)
LiznessMonster 9
....are you serious? You don't know by now that most FMLs don't happen on the day they're posted? smh.
treesdevin 0
she'll be on it alot more since she's now married .
mylifesucksserio 15
is it on tape
alch4 0
win if it is send it to Americas funniest home videos
wisericky 12
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your brother needs a high five.
tkdgold03 5
haha at least now you don't need to go on a honeymoon... I mean you already had a nice trip! thank your brother (:
jess6blondie9 3
77, you fail.
ohSNAPyall 27
Yes, thank goodness you don't have to go on your honeymoon. See you next fall.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Thus comment string has one stiff-leg, while everyone else is punny.
tkdgold03 5
well then...
bryson9 0
haha <33
bryson9 0
at #77
Doortje 30
Is this your favourite brother?
JustinThunder 8
References are always funny.
whereismyb4con 16
Not anymore :P
jagd 0
hire a bunch of japanese mafia members to turn him into sushi
Rawr100 0
that would be awesome
jagd 0
that's how I want to die
ruby84 1
how old is your brother?
Little_Lamb_fml 13
aww :( I'm sorry
Monkeymolli 0
he's a d*ickhead.
AwesomeAsFcuk 0
i see what you did there