Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML
Today, I was treating a patient at the hospital where I'm a dentist. This particular gentleman was old and slightly deaf. After completing the procedure I gestured to the spitoon and asked him to spit. He got up, steadied himself, and spat straight in my face. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
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hello_there_09 0
OH my gosh!!! I would throw up!
xelectrickiss 0
im gagging. seriously, nasty.
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Fails_at_life 0
gross
karmasab17ch 0
read my name karma is a bitch!!!!
SeeBrendenBurn 0
Mmm embrace that mucus love. You know you hooked up with him later.
luckygirl9479 0
Sue that son of a bitch. $$$$$!
1ky1996 0
$$$$$$$seu um$$$$$$$
exotica_fml 6
agh!! that's ****** nasty
missmarie97 0
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaa
urface132 0
FAKE!!! DENTISTS WEAR MASKS THAT COVER THEIR MOUTHS AND NOSE
jablesthechamp 0
hmmmm don't dentists wear masks over their faces when they are cleaning peoples teeth?why yes they do. boom! this story's fake
AliaChen 5
couldn't OP at least CLOSE THEIR MOUTH before the snot fell in?
Prototype12 0
this is fake, dentists always wear the mask that covered they're nose and mouth
AliceCullen13 0
They were getting their teeth clean, they HAD to have their mouth open.
myth0x2 2
Mabey not in canada.
ItsCommonSense 0
in Canada, dentists have to wear the mouth thing too
lalolalololalalo 0
its so fake she's under the name "noname" and they have to wear the maak thingy too
danielleeycakes 3
they don't always wear those mouth things. one time when I went to the ortho. and had some random lady working on my teeth she didn't wear one. then she started talking on her cell phone. i shut my mouth and pulled away at that point, though.
curlyfry33 8
when i switched to a new dentist they did not
fmlham 0
u mean a mask?
MrCush89 0
no the correct term is mouth thing
UnicornHunter 12
Yum!
aj521 4
Cant you get AIDS or herpes from that if he had it? Sue his ass!
1221jamw 11
????????????????????????????????
josuei4 0
Wow that is such a lie because dentist use face masks...lol fail?
PaperCaper 11
You definitely cannot get AIDS from a drip of snot. I dunno about herpes, but isn't that more of a saliva thing?
mpalmiter 0
Nothing like trying to get your comment on the top of the page. -_-
liketenpandas 6
if he had a bloody nose and you had bitten your cheek or something then yes I suppose you could get HIV (not aids, aids is a syndrome, hense auto-immune deficiency syndrome) but a very rare circumstance of course. also mammary glands can pass on HIV.
aimzskee 30
you got that right
Kyle1dc 17
I actually cringed from that FML.
jake_braves 25
That's why you have those nose and mouth covering things. Lmao wow
offbyheart 0
that's so disgusting
shihtzupup98 3
fake.... they all need to wear facemasks what a disgusting imagination u have though....
hello_there_09 0
OH my gosh!!! I would throw up!
triumphly 0
K
noahlazarowski 0
Ya what else would you be doing at a dentist office, window shopping?
xxxInsanexxx 9
I would cry.
_cameronkc_ 17
braces? 364
ummmyeahhh 0
ewww get a new dentist asap!! at the least tell him to wear a face mask!!!!
KYLAisaBITCH 4
aren't they supposed to anyways??
XanderScythe 11
I think this is fake because dentists always wear face masks.
XanderScythe 11
Yeah wtf you should tell the police, because that is against the health laws.
xelectrickiss 0
im gagging. seriously, nasty.
Hoffman2015 4
just thought I should let u know that ur hot
cordz 0
u are so pretty :)
RawrToast 0
you should have said something! Reminds me of the time the lady fixing my braces had the most distgusting breath ever.
jmassing1 7
Bradenton!
enaja 0
Try talking with someone having their hands in your mouth.
warchild4080 8
I would have stood up and beat his ass
hopeless_romanti_fml 0
EWWWW!!! he didnt even apologize?
rutilusmagus 0
Wtf! Isn't he supposed to have a mask? That's terrible.
ddldave 0
I agree, they're supposed to wear masks...
Hulking_out 0
Yes. Its mandatory to wear a mask.
GeriSomething 0
Thanks - I will never go to the dentist again. Ever.
TheKingOfHearts 19
#9 ever
JagSeal 0
Definitely should have had a mask...go find a dentist with standards.
khaytah 0
yea dentists are supposed to wear one