Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
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Angel1000168 16
Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!
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fruitloop1221 1
I would say no just because o how he asked you.
marinus_fml 20
I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!
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Comments (421)
cupcake10101 0
how wide did he think his dick is?
chell1894 13
Aw how romantic of him
cicibizzy112 0
Omg I am dying like that is the funniest thing I have ever read. Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg
chester75 5
wow 13 way to overdue the sarcasm
ArmedcrackerR6 8
lmao theta awesome I wish I would have thought of that
TOm_whatev 0
Nobody considered the possibility that she's got enormous fingers.
Awesomastic 0
I doubt someone would want to marry a girl with giant fingers ...unless they were a girl
allanaskye 0
or a lesbian.
RMJ29_fml 0
haha did he even get it off his balls??
FailBear920 19
I could see awqardness telling people how he proposed. “So how did he propose girl!" “Well i came in the room and there was a ring in his ummm welll is ball sack." ".........Thats nice i suppose." I see it went down like that
ydi_4_suking 20
does it mean he had put a single nut through the ring hole? or like the ring just chillin on top of the sack skin?
SunshineBoy21 0
So wait, his dick was so small that an engagement ring kept sliding off??? Holy crap, that gives new meaning to the phrase - pencil dick. ps. You better snatch him up! Every girl deserves a guy with that kind of style, panache and class. He's a real winner.
mexicutioner123 0
congratulations!!
calebpva 0
He is a Failure! and has a weird way to show love...
SixxFTW 0
I don't even know... i don't...even know o_O
hotscar 3
the ring or his dick?
sarahgrace4 0
epic.....sexy, youve got a keeper lol
mrazneggroll 1
big enough
JCHammer 5
Tic-tac penis!
slinginmac14 0
slim jim
quin01 0
wait was he saying the ring is to small or his dick was
F14Shado 0
333 - exactly what I'm thinking. if it's his penis, then this really is an FML. lolol
dahatta 0
ok from reading this. he was able to get it around his balls, and in most cases the balls have more mass than a penis since there are 2 of them. so from that it's my understanding that OP's boyfriend was talking about his penis not the ring. however I could be wrong.
fruitloop1221 1
I would say no just because o how he asked you.
chester75 5
I totally agree, his a complete jerk
yougotapes 7
at least he proposed??
chester75 5
that doesn't matter, if they do get married how is OP supposed to tell her family and friends about how he proposed. think about the conversation she will have with her kids.
caaklove 0
I would have said yes lol that's funny. you gotta be able to laugh together, otherwise you will stay bored. my boyfriend proposed last night :) but his way was more romantic and spontaneous :) Congrats! and u don't have to tell anyone exactly how he proposed...just say you were spending time together and he pulled the ring out, out of nowhere :)
Jizwold 0
ya I agree with 124 and if uve gotten this far in ur relationship then u already know his sense of humor so this shouldn't be such a surprise
sourgirl101 29
And every time you look at your ring, you'll be reminded that it came from the sweat of his balls. (:
aardvarkish 17
22, how bloody desperate are you to take a lowdown proposal like that?!
chester75 5
there's a difference between being funny and being an asshole
Jizwold 0
I'm an activist for equal rights for men and women so in whatever scenario I would punch the consciousness out of a man I will also hit a woman (men and women aren't equal so I don't actually do this) also what matters about the op and her boyfriend/fiancé is that he loves her enough to want to spend his life with her. Some dipshit women think that what matters is HOW someone proposes or what retarded feat they preform on valentines day when what really matters is that they love and care for their wife/girlfriend.
noornia 6
true : /
KingDingALing 9
OP: "And this, son, is the pubic hair that got stuck to the ring when your dad proposed to me."
pdp_fml 21
DDRrf
pdp_fml 21
DDRrf
chester75 5
183 lol that made me laugh
DavLynn 4
even though you should be able to laugh together I don't think he should have done that... there's times to be serious too, and i think these should be one of those times
Lustuu_fml 14
Lmao 183 And yes, this is not funny, this is stupid and kind of rude, almost humiliating for OP. I agree for the stupid clichés of proposing, but like that.. it's stupid --' OP's a woman not a *****, damn it
erazzle 0
162 is a dumbass.
superpoptart 24
agree with 272.
Rykier 0
At least 162 doesn't make us wonder why he's single. At first, I thought it was his face. But now I see he's just plain moronic.
ArthursLifeSucks 2
He "whipped it out" and you fell to your knees with tears in your eyes. ;)
ShyAnn29 15
I totally agree
Jizwold 0
dude **** you guys i don't see what I said that's so bad
Jizwold 0
also the 162 post was supposed to go somewhere inside the replies to 30
RedPillSucks 33
Those were'nt tears... ;-/
MissBrainDamage 0
Please tell me you said no! Whatever I would be like **** no and **** you to any douche who tried to pull that shit it's just idiotic it's not funny!
AceArctic 4
Let him propose that way and just tell everyone he got on one knee and opened a pokeball with a ring in it and told you "I choose you Pikachu." :3
taleeeeeen 0
hahahahahaha 183 lmao
zipstick 2
It doesn't matter how he proposed its how much you love that person and wanting to spend every hour of the rest of your life with that person.
amazing_j 1
Thank God it was too small!!!
maby171 0
rofl
xtrawesome 0
THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!
atthegates 0
how ****** small are his balls....I'm not getting one of my balls through a womens ring.....
InfamousRaider 15
The penis was too small...
marinus_fml 20
I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!
Weijun 2
She really did word it ambiguously.
funnycowftw 0
maybe to conceal the fact that she's been dating someone with a dick that size...
kyyy2 0
exactly what crossed my mind..
j2013t 0
or mayb she just has bigass fingers
Drummergirl68 0
I was thinking the same thing!
iPunchedBigFoot 5
Lol, the ring or the dick is too small. Haha I'm jk
limegreenrox6 0
lmfao
queenbee3401 15
I was thinking the EXACT same thing
TheDrifter 24
Wait, the ring was too small? Or his penis was too small for it to stay?
elainelovesyou 7
^Win.
sexyjake666 0
lol
uchow10 3
prob both =X
browntiga 0
to give the guy the benefit of the doubt maybe her finger was too big lol
nickdunbar 8
wow just wow haha why?? would he do that
piercedpeace 0
can you say douchebag!? lol
shaaayyee 0
that's an idiotic way to propose.
slightlypyro1996 4
what are you talking about? that's a great and hilarious way to propose!
Nimmrodel 11
Its certainly unique and she won't forget it.
cupcake10101 0
"how did he propose?" "uh well..."
Nimmrodel 11
lol not a story to tell Mum Dad
Ellen1996 0
What a big imagination
JaymeKristeen 0
yeah, it compensates.
Rykier 0
Someone has small-man's syndrome.
skittlez12345678_fml 0
he got something and she got something out of the deal so b happy