Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a nap on my floor. I live with my family and it was a hot summer day. Woke up in a weird position, drooling and wearing only a bra and mini shorts. I looked up and saw my thirteen year-old sister and her friends chilling all around my room. I tried to yell at them but my voice was too rusty. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML
Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML
Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
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snowsock 0
Wait, you exposed your midriff because you are feeling confident and wanted to give them a little peek? What are you, Amish? Here's a tip, no one cares.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Ah, the embarrassing issues of growing up. D: She's probably 12 or 13, which is why the group groaned in horror and threw the blanket. XD
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Comments (128)
gohabsgo101 0
first?
sofarsogood 0
whaaaaaaat a *****.
monkeybanana 7
that's exactly what I was thinking haha.
SaintJimmy 0
Haha #1 wins
Arcterion 0
Better than being a human shit-stain like myself, eh OP?
ahh_forever 0
it didn't say she was fat.
snowsock 0
Wait, you exposed your midriff because you are feeling confident and wanted to give them a little peek? What are you, Amish? Here's a tip, no one cares.
BeginnersLove 0
Uh, lemme check; does that count as being ****`ish.? Hitting on your friend's brother.? xD
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Ah, the embarrassing issues of growing up. D: She's probably 12 or 13, which is why the group groaned in horror and threw the blanket. XD
jord01 0
that's what I was thinking!
gatorclay97 28
Or who knows maybe they're just gay :)
RR05 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
that a bad idea if your fat. nobody wants to see a fat belly sticking out from under a shirt. so lose some weight or stop being a ****, because it is a very bad combination :(
lich_fml 0
yeah well being skinny and a **** is a bad combination too. Neither of them are good.
paperfox_fml 0
Showing your STOMACH is now considered SLUTTY? OH SWEET MOTHERFUCKING GOD NO.
123sploosh 0
number 41 wins
babyk41896 0
141 of coarse u agree with 41 just look at ur pic it Screams *****! but really midriffs shudnt show unless it's Halloween or summer time and not at all if u have jiggle or fatt that's just nasty!
silentvoice 0
161, I like how you can call 141 a shank, and you don't even have a picture to show. you probably just enjoyed her "little peek". you have NO room to talk. that is all. (:
shadexilmaendu 4
That's right, only men can express their sexuality like animals and get away with it, us girls better stop enjoying our bodies and get back in the kitchen. Sorry, but I'm the type of person to give no ***** what people think and won't supress my sexuality to satisfy those who have repression issues. I'm a woman, I enjoy my sexuality and that doesn't make me a ****, I surely don't ***** around with many people or practice unsafe or unclean sexual practices. Before like 20 people jump down my throat about being misanthropic, I'm about willing to bet that at least as many if not more females ate the ones I generally observe more frequently complaining about *****. Coincidence? Maybe. Would require an extensive psychogical study I'm sure. And dudes, I know gender roles are ****** up whichever way you slice it. Men have their own shit to deal with; I'm not some feminazi :p Interested in gender studies though
pinkalicious224 7
#188 I couldn't have said it better myself.
aplexis 8
It's better she has not picture then have a fake.
error404n0tf0und 21
nice profile pic
DjaySkar 14
Sometimes...it's these girls...
speakersboom 19
Bitches be trippin' left and right.
triplethreat13 0
uhh weird. to them, you're just "my little sister's friend," definitely not "the hot girl that spends the night here"
Youser 0
Lol your funny! xD
MeleMallory 0
His/her funny what?
Nat52482 25
I think you meant "my friend's little sister"
Benpie 22
No, he was right, this is a person who stayed over at their friends house talking about hat friends older brother
LatinoHeat 0
YDI for trying to live out your Clay Aiken sexual fantasy.