Today, I called a company to see why the dress I’d ordered for my best friend hadn’t been delivered. After doing some digging and ruining the surprise, it turns out it had been. Her boyfriend opened the package, deemed the dress "too slutty" and threw it out. He refuses to pay me back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, a customer tried to return some pricey lingerie. She said she didn't have the packaging, but had never worn them. The skidmark I accidentally touched begged to differ. FML
Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML
Today, after saving up for a beautiful new dress to wear to my partner's 30th birthday party, it finally arrived in the post. I tried the dress on and the stitching instantly ripped, leaving two big holes in it. Turns out I'm no longer a size 8. FML
Today, my friend received a package I sent her by mail. The package was already ripped open on arrival, two out of the three blouses I sent her were missing and a limited edition glass cup I sent her with the apparel was smashed. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend upset because my best friend has begun stripping to pay for school. His response was, "Where and what time does she work?" FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
Two words: Federal Crime. Also include obstruction of correspondence.
DonULFonso 22
Her ex, I hope - he crossed so many borders here!
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DonULFonso 22
Her ex, I hope - he crossed so many borders here!
MidnaLink 35
Two words: Federal Crime. Also include obstruction of correspondence.
Chen Zhibang 8
He might just be secretly wearing it
sickerthanyou 13
He kept it for her. Deep down guys like girls on slutty dresses
Marcella1016 32
******* diiiiick move. He sounds like a controlling asshole. Most normal adults would just have a discussion about it if it bothered them. Seems like a danger sign to me. You could take him to small claims court for the money but it would probably be too much trouble. Best route is to get a bigger buddy of yours to kick his ass :) **** him and FYL OP.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
get her away from that controlling f*ck
RichardPencil 32
Hey, he just loves her enough that he doesn't want her slutting it up all over town. Just settle for buying you friend books, candles and casserole dishes.