Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
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thatsux23 0
he's pretty good then hhaha
Lone_Wolf_099 5
to used to giving himself a "hand" when hes alone?
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Comments (250)
truededication 0
lol first
Jennifra 0
He enjoys himself too often I think.
my_fml_account 2
It could just be that he's gay and in love with a guy who has the same name as him.
Jessi2487 0
or not
pbonline1234 0
Dam he most be good lol
imaginaryvoice 18
Do you guys have the same name?
Horde 8
would you prefer he moaned out your best friend's name?
Jennifra 0
Ye the gay boyfriend with same name is a facinating one.
Volcomsmy_Lyfe 0
that's a lil weird
Jennifra 0
Lol horde, true, or any other girls name. Ps what server :) on WoW. I'm on kel'thuzad - horde :)
hankkorenzo 0
jen ur hott
Jennifra 0
Thanks ! Sick shades!
Jessi2487 0
or not
Jessi2487 0
sorry about the repeat comment my phone froze :p and now i know what this anti flood thing is that everyone talks about
FreeRunn3r 12
haha ppl say crazy shit during sex like" is it in" or "so how's them Yankees?".
Rawr1918 4
wow, what a fail
buddybudda 0
he is trying to mix it up. I bet your so boring he is trying to thing of some thing to do, and since he is the one doing the work. He is giving himself credit. ydi for being boring
marinus_fml 20
boring. it's just like all those other fml's where one partner moans an incorrect name.
FreeRunn3r 12
I kinda agree with budda, but because of his pic, I'd have to say I don't care much for his opinion.
tencentsakiss 19
exactly and this exact fml from the boyfriend who said the wrong name's point of view was posted a while back
victor90_fml 0
emerald dream orc hunter codename: Gladiator Beasty.
tencentsakiss 19
exactly was to 35
buddybudda 0
number 40, very true you can never trust those asain hookers. especially if there naked before you get there.
FreeRunn3r 12
uh okay that made total sense.
imaginaryvoice 18
Lol sorry budda. That didn't really make much sense..
mikemalk123 0
how do you know it isn't a guy with the sane name?
FreeRunn3r 12
don't be ignorant!
littlemissdqgirl 8
lol 54 I like your dog:) And op maybe your bf is gay, cuz that's just weird. :/
buddybudda 0
ther is a naked baby in a tub. he is a hooker, also Asian. uhhhh joke gone down the drain. I fail.
littlemissdqgirl 8
I take it back op, he's not gay. He's bi. But seeing as you both like guys maybe it's a win win?
xbooyahx 0
greymane. warrior and hunter. alliance!!!!!!
breakingakajav 0
can't gate a guy for loving himself, ugly chicks and fat chicks do it...why can't guys?
Yee12 0
This is funny. while moderating I saw one the said "Today, my girlfriend and I were have sex. I got a liitle to into it an moaned my own name."
cincin75 0
Destroy Horde, for Alliance! :)
LexBvl 4
khaz modan #1 beeeesh!
Jennifra 0
For the horde!! Forget faglliance!
iamnotawhore69 0
last time i had sex she was so dry I might as well have been using my hand...she mustve sucked hardcore which caused him to think about how he was gonna have to finish it off by himself later..dry ****** no bueno!
oregonshitty 4
this isn't really an FML... he just got lost in the moment haha
Giorgio272 2
bitch you think your the boss bitch. there ain't no refunds. this ain't no cash game.
purgarus 6
For the alliance!! Were the ones getting the worgens when you get the wimpy goblins hahaha epic FAIL! (Although I do play on Horde sometimes just because I like being them on PvP xD Although all the little kiddies on there are changing to Horde now adays because they think there cool, which is perfect because soon we will have more mature players on the alliance)
phonix74 0
alliance sucks at bgs tho I wish we won more :(
pleasenopuffin 0
that's a win for sure!
piinkbunnii 1
Well maybe he has a really sexy name!!!! ALEJANDRO!!!!!
mikeyboi19 5
i'd moan out Alejandro too if it was my name heh
mps1969 8
Or he enjoys spanking his monkey more than sex with you .
bjm94 0
ha I agree that'd b way worse.
NatDancer2010 0
hmm sounds like he's been going solo so long he's not used to an actual real person being involved lol
daniero 0
lol
jgilez 0
Caruso imma let you finish but kanye was givin some of the best dick ever
Cookie21_fml 0
LMAO at 121 xD
mars_blackman 0
WINNER!!!
adriana012 0
Even if i was a lesbo and had a girlfriend with the same name as me, i wouldnt yell out my own name during sex no matter how into it i got cause thats just weird lmao.
c0nfuzzled 0
he might be a pokemon in disguise
megiscool123 0
maybe op has the sme name as her bf ya kno Taylor and taylor...haha
harleyandhaven 0
sky!!?!?!
imaginaryvoice 18
Harley!!!
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
if it's a gender neutral name he could be cheating. happened on scrubs.
2gether4ever 0
ROFL ! this made my day. :D
acccccccc 1
111- you should go back to the trippy picture. its sooo awesome it looks like your head is floating btw this fml is awesome. he must spend a lot of time with "jill"
comedychick 1
lmfaoooo omg made my day
WilliamRTW 0
I have alliance ... add me? huntererer lol
mymojo_fml 0
sweet...but wierd
hayleyjames 0
LMFAO that made me laugh for 5 minutes :)
xlossofmex 0
17- Blackrock is better!
mdca_fml 0
Greymane FTW!
mdca_fml 0
And alliance is for the tweens, For the Horde!!!
jaded_pragmatist 0
spicyboots, ysera, horde... is there anywhere where the ally win wintergrasp?
irockfendergirl 0
33- how do you know he was the one doing the work? were you there watching? :)
irockfendergirl 0
87- um maybe she was so dry because you didn't turn her on? it's possible.
ZeroMan42 0
YDI for having a wierd boyfriend. And ALL OF YOU: YDI for playing World of Warcraft. Get a life. You would all probably BEG for a partner who moaned out their own name, you're so desparate.
liveloveandownit 0
He once had an awkward moment just to see what it was like... He is the most interesting man in the world... He is so good in bed that he calls out his own name... " I don't always drink beer but when I do I prefer dos equis."
jaded_pragmatist 0
YDI for being a zero
tom2516 0
Cookie21 you are really pretty
Lucas_The_Troll 0
stop writing about you're lame ass sex life's lmao
Hi_Itz_Me 0
haha, WoW referance ftw, Horde. along with the seal.
Hi_Itz_Me 0
For the Horde!!!!!!!! alliance sux at pvp.
DeadxManxWalking 27
because you wouldn't moan it so he had to do it himself
madaoxsan 9
yeah...but "hows them yankees" is just a diversion tactic to keep from letting the doves fly. "Is it in" is technical difficulties. like technically being too small to be sensed in the va-jay-jay
thatsux23 0
he's pretty good then hhaha
reggie77 0
yeah, that's what was thinking cause I do that!
Dr_Uglord 0
lmao! boyfriend FTW!!
mandy_Reeves 0
well in the throes of passion you get confuzzled sometimes. unless he has a gay bf on the side with the same name as him.
w00ble 0
^ This...haha nice one
deeds184 0
what's that black thing in 16's picture?
JayColt 0
LOL Racism WIN
protonosd 0
he must be imagening having sex with himself :))))
LikeHell_ 6
weird
SkoomaKi 28
He's just that good!
uhohuscrewedup 0
haha I am soooo gonna do that the next time
ahmetcake 6
hahahahha me tooo
smr167 6
rofl
wezywei 0
self centered much? lol maybe he was giving himself a pat on the back
Lone_Wolf_099 5
to used to giving himself a "hand" when hes alone?
LilAfo 4
haha awesoome :D