AngryBirdman
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bruchsal, Germany
Lookalikes
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Valid reason?
Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML
nonexistant
United States
Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML
johnny
Cape Town, South Africa
Backhanded
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Anonymous
United States
So romantic
Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML
Ashton
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Pissed Off
Australia
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
hk
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
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DjeePee 25
Hmm, you mean your ex-girlfriend, right?
PeteyPablo12308 20
Tell her that you're only dating her 'cause she looks like her mom...
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Comments (138)
cobras40 0
be happy for it
robbiboyo 0
or find someone who really cares about you and appreciates you.
toastyjustice 5
no that's overrated
cobras40 0
if ur a pussy thn ya or use her as a free five cent *****
aardvarkish 17
1 knows it. 14 dream on.
insanesna1l 0
a, free, five cent *****? think yourself lucky op, you have someone who will screw your brains out because she thinks its someone else. just hope the person she thinks of is the same sex as you
Primo_Loco 0
lmao at 28
cobras40 0
free five cent *****- a cheap ***** tht u got for free, free hooker...
victorujkic 0
thats what id do
fatgirllovesfml 0
then do the same thing to her. tell her she looks like a retard chipmunk and the only reason your dating her because u really wanna date Megan fox;) Oh and tell her she's fat! u can't miss the big finale of this speech. ;))
IDKOMGWTFTWROFLM 0
it's free but it's five cents!? #fail
eyez_lay_low1921 0
use this to ur advantage bro' hit it, leave, on to the next one.!
deadlymerc 0
dude hes saying the hooker is five cents, but insted of paying he got her for free.
bubba2576 0
that sucks
stilldrunk88 6
yeah but she doesn't any more
ImaWiseGuy 5
keep looking like this other person, it's been working out for you thus far....
Crlnprz 11
do the same thing? haha
noto_fml 0
or just say "that's weird, we're only dating cause you give good ********".
13Lina97 0
what if she don't give him ********?
Crlnprz 11
this is when you say the same thing to her
musicphreakk 0
that sucks.
clownman 0
he'll be fine when he eventually looks like a guy she'd like to f*ck
louispro 0
tell her you are going out with her for the sex only
lextrack234 4
agreed^
dansco 25
Great comeback! lol. Well just enjoy banging the dozy cow then ;)
abceasyas123abc 12
That's so not cool, OP. Normally I wouldn't condone spiteful revenge but maybe you should tell her you picture her hotter sister when you're in bed with her. Haha, actually no, no reaso to stoop to her level.
FreeDome_fml 0
you're a dumbass and you'll never get ahead in this world
abceasyas123abc 12
I admit that may have been a lame comment but I'm getting along fine in life thank you very much.
abceasyas123abc 12
OP, there's no reason to stay in a relationship where you're not being respected as you deserve to be. It might be time to rethink this girl's status in your life.
Tysonator 0
He'll never get ahead in this world, will he, Freedome? coming from Someone who selfproclaims their ability to give ********..
NailVarnishFan 0
Well take it as a compliment you look like someone she wants to go out with :)
MsSoulReaper 27
How is that good?
DjeePee 25
Hmm, you mean your ex-girlfriend, right?
treesdevin 0
i hope so
Sprklss 0
I don't get it, is that a bad thing?
docscientist 10
Maybe you forgot to read the part where she said it's the only reason she's dating him. More than likely it's not, unless she's as shallow as the kiddie pool, but it's a ****** sentiment regardless.
Sprklss 0
Oh, thank you :)
paprikacha 9
Drop that potato like it's hot. Even if she is, because any girl that uses someone like that doesn't deserve to be a relationship.
Canchan 12
GUINEA PIGS!!