Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in over a week, because I had been having weird cramps. Afterwards, I was experiencing the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life, so we went to the ER. Turns out my cramping was from an ovarian cyst, and having sex made it rupture. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML
Today, I decided to watch some porn to cheer myself up after having recently been dumped. Halfway through wanking the gibbon, I got a horrifyingly painful cramp in my foot, and cried out in pain. Ten seconds later, with my pants still down, my dad rushed in to see if I was okay. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, I snapped a tendon in my knee during cowgirl position. My boyfriend was “so close to finishing” that he asked if he could just slip it back inside for a few seconds while we waited for the ambulance, “since you’re already lying down, Babe.” If I could stand, I’d have hit him. FML
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NikkaRoze 6
I bet he didn't think those were crys of pain
lysx84 24
He maybe couldn't tell the difference between cries of pain and pleasure? Guys like a bit of noise...
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Comments (96)
Dallasluver19 14
Crying turns him on?
Kyuzomi 12
It might be a misunderstanding from her boyfriends point of view. Distressed confused with pleasure I guess.
foxy_grampa 19
He probably thought she was crying out in pleasure, not pain. Some girls could scream like they're in pain when it's really pleasure, so it would fit
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I don't think OP was bawling because of a foot cramp so I don't see how you'd think crying turned him on. I can understand the boyfriends motivation because he probably thought he was doing a good job. Moans of pleasure and pain go hand in hand most of the time. I know when I stub my toe I usually yell something like, "You dirty ******* *****", which is the same exact thing I say after I finish during sex.
Ambient25 25
Once again McFeeli you've made me laugh out loud. I love you lol.
iknowiwantyou 13
how cute, I sense a bromance blossoming.
bubblyhayley 16
why not just tell him to stop?!? obv he thought they were pleasure cries!! I dont get girls! y would u carry on!?
1two3four5six 23
that's a real fetish that some people actually have, you know.
CelticSkye 13
Oh dear...that's only a good thing if you want it to be a good thing. It's time to have a chat with your bf!
golden_warrior 23
How could being in pain be a good thing? Confused as ****, don worry I'm in pain but it's a good thing - said no one ever...
Vanillanougat 14
I was about to suggest that you google "S&M" but perhaps that's not such a good idea...
iknowiwantyou 13
25, sometimes people like the feeling of pain. I remember when I used to have braces I used to love when I went to get them tightened because the pain was so satisfying. I still crave that feeling of pain sometimes.
mattjamt 16
25 - Its not that uncommon for a girl to cry out during sex...
NikkaRoze 6
I bet he didn't think those were crys of pain
iglesia 11
That was what I was thinking... He probably didn't mean to be inconsiderate, and maybe thought OP was enjoying it
DrownedMyFish 18
Why is everyone saying this? Maybe OP's boyfriend does get turned on by people screaming in pain. I know I sure as hell do. Nothing sets the mood like other people suffering in pain and agony.
Ambient25 25
Are into what, making a girl climax? I think all guys should be...
Ambient25 25
I'm sorry I don't do political correctness.
MissBoo111 21
Cries* I'm sorry but that really bugged me. Not trying to be rude.
lysx84 24
He maybe couldn't tell the difference between cries of pain and pleasure? Guys like a bit of noise...
ComoEsJuan 24
Someone has some mommy issues.
uoeno_fml 20
I do, how did you know?
cakefete2 31
What does this have to do with their mother? Go to the corner and think about what you've done wrong.
ComoEsJuan 24
23- I'll save the psychology lesson and go to the corner..
NotAddictive 6
No now I want to know how this equals mommy issues. spill your psychology
sicksadworld1317 30
When it's Freud, there's always mommy issues! They must have been reading lately.
TheRealPitBoss 17
Every man would have!
ComoEsJuan 24
Umm...no.
Zomg_Okay 27
13 - Yes if they mistook the cries of pain for cries of pleasure, which I'd bet was the case.
ComoEsJuan 24
I'm really not too sure about you guys, but pleasure cries are distinctly different than those of pain to me.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Most decent people would ask if their partner was okay as well. Sometimes when my girlfriend and I have sex she'll ask if she thinks a sound I made could be pain.
ClashParody 21
In my opinion, stopping to ask 'are you okay?' in the middle of sex would be a huge turnoff. If your partner doesn't have enough sense to say 'stop' or 'ow' or anything other than a moan when something like that happens, there's an issue.
fwongraven 10
That's ****** up, maybe your cries sounded like the fake-moaning in ****? Especially Asian ****.
Ambient25 25
"I don't always compare my sex life to ****, but when I do, I focus on the fake moans"
mallu86 9
Stay witty, my friend.
theonex17 15
New method of faking an ******?
mallu86 9
When you fire a gun, don't aim it towards you. And even if you do, try not to pull the trigger. Unless you're trying to kill your self. If that's the case, mission accomplished.
karlcolt45 19
“i wish I was big"
BMTHsuperfan 18
yes you probably do.
Rizzen 27
usually a cry out or a wince is a good thing for a guy, so I can see how he took that as a good sign and went even harder