Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML
Today, my ex found out that I didn't cheat on her and apologized. I forgave her but now she wants me to leave my fiancee and get back together with her. She won't take no for an answer. FML
Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML
Today, I received an invitation to my ex’s wedding. We were dating for three years and just broke up four months ago. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
DesB 7
dame that's ****** up...I hope you told her no!
Keyman1212 14
Hey, she's the one who'll end up miserable in the end. Cheer up buddy. Oh, and don't give that hussy the dress.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (162)
Molord1 0
YDI for being a dinosaur on thirsdays
a_cassie 4
whaaaat? :O
Wiggy_78 0
Yeah I was thinking the same thing o.O
Miss_Michaela 10
Omg. I was so confused reading this FML. Thank you so much for clearing that up for us as to why their relationship broke down(!)
jdengel 0
I've been that in love before, where I wanted to marry her then and there, but I wanted to take the time to be sure we were right for each other. plus the idea of losing half my stuff if things turned sour didn't sit well with me
emily14swim 0
hahaha this comment.... i dont even know what to say bahahaha
Tuesdays76 0
Who the hell can't spell Thursdays right?
Isabel312 0
that's not how you spell it?!?! FML. :p
DesB 7
dame that's ****** up...I hope you told her no!
kyarush 10
damn. I'm sorry
chester75 5
I would I have given back the dress, after I drenched it in fruit punch.
chester75 5
5 your comment left me utterly confused
Miss_Michaela 10
I would have had someone else wear it, then send the ex a photo with a 'NO' written underneath. Then tell the biatch to delete your number and never contact you again.
MissBunny25 0
take a piss in her wheaties
Mimiroxxi 0
your ex have some nerve to ask you that. I would have said no, **** you and your wedding buy your own dress.
mhnilo88 0
I hope you returned it or burned the thing. and said sure and when she showed up gave her the ashes. fyl that's f***ing cold
suppepz 0
just take the dress and rip a huge hole in it and then give it back to her
Autoshot 9
OP ia obviously a straight male. So I doubt he would taste sweet revenge by wearing the thing to her wedding..
FarSide 23
New Jersey women have no class.
missme101 0
wow
Texast 0
why the hell would a guy want to go to her wedding anyway and 2 in a dress. he is not stuck with that biatch so good for him. return the dress to the store and get your money back wedding dresses are expensive. or charge her for it.
joe_says_so 0
dame dude.
jhoward7 0
36 - just what I was thinking. or punch her in the utterus
julian24245 0
That sucks. FYL
tulsafml 0
So did you punch her? :D :D :D :D
rawyak 4
reminds me of good luck chuck. when u where little did a gothic girl who loved u put a spell on u?
Keyman1212 14
Hey, she's the one who'll end up miserable in the end. Cheer up buddy. Oh, and don't give that hussy the dress.
Tuesdays76 0
Ha say yes and sometime before the wedding bump into her new fiancé. Casually tell him how great of a guy he is to stick with her even with her mental disability. when he says what disability, you say, "oh, umm, never mind.". Then walk away
FarSide 23
Listen up people. OP did not say HE had the dress. Tell her "It's bad luck as far as I am concerned... so have at it".
msmandy 0
He should tell her his wife already used it!!!;D
Isabel312 0
he should tell her yes if he's invited to the wedding. then he should crash the wedding and bang all her friends including her mom. then get married to her best friend. In the end, ask her if he can use the wedding rings that were for their marriage. heeheehee.
OMG_N3RD 0
That sucks. Try to get it back??
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Did you say "i do," cuz you should've!
tulsafml 0
I do
nightmare33 0
Up.
nightmare33 0
puahahahaha. Damn.... thats messed.
bigj44 0
what's ur #
nightmare33 0
Why would you think I would give you my number?
T3P33_fml 0
when I read this comment I thought of the video of the english dudes on the highway asking a girl"what's ya numbah?"...
tulsafml 0
^ what is FMl??????????????????!
nightmare33 0
Well, since it wasn't in my messages i actually answered. lols!! People theses days!
nightmare33 0
Wow. I think your probably the only person who noticed that it isn't me lols
aardvarkish 17
Anyone have Avril's number?
nightmare33 0
Lol. Nah. But my friends say if i died my hair and change my eye color we would look like twins. Exept she would be older then me lols
nightmare33 0
I dare somebody to do that!! But wouldn't you get charged like a fee for wasting their time lols
nightmare33 0
Lols. Im mad they moderated the guys comment who asked me for my number lols.
nightmare33 0
Lmao the problem is i don't know him lol.
nightmare33 0
Im sortof new at this so how do you send messages to people??
OMG_N3RD 0
41 he thinks thats youre picture.
nightmare33 0
lols wow ooowwell
oooKiLLaHooo 0
lol..as hot as she may or may not be..you should probably still hit on girls in person rather than online..jut saying..
nightmare33 0
Yea thats the way it is supposed to be!!^^
aardvarkish 17
Today, I called 911 and asked Avril. They said they would send some one to take me to her. Where I ended up, they treated me like I was Avril. FML.
Garay 0
it's actually pretty obvious that you're not Avril Lavigne. I'm not Indian though... O.o
Texast 0
66 I think everyone knows it's not her pic. you dumbs** can you not take a joke.
Thisismoses 0
Are you all seriously fighting about avril?
nightmare33 0
Yes. Yes we are. Way to state the obvious.
AmandaIsMyName 0
you should kill a bitch!!!
Blazingcrono 6
That's a shame you bought her her wedding dress...Sucks to be you, but I think you should give it away anyways. It's just less memories of her.