Nearly FMLs

By Anonymous - 05/09/2026 06:12 - United States

Today, I'm going through a rough time right now. I tried a few days ago to submit a post here, because why not. Apparently my life doesn't suck enough, because FML decided never to post my story. FML

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By rip dolly - 26/08/2026 05:52 - United States - Anchorage

Today, Dolly Parton died. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2026 05:16 - India - Chennai

Today, the government has rigged voting so it has no opposition, silenced press, and runs a manipulative dictatorship. Children, women, and youth protesting against it get violent physical rebuttal - because the leaders are afraid. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2026 08:04 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I realized that I will never be happy. I am 65 and have never felt real joy or happiness. I will never really accomplish anything, feel real love, or leave a meaningful legacy. I cannot change any of this. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2026 05:56 - United States - West Bloomfield

Today, I was supposed to start on my new insurance, as we changed it in the first week in May. We still haven't received my new insurance card and we need it for an appointment. FML

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By Completionist - 29/05/2026 05:29 - New Zealand - Lower Hutt

Today, I finished reading ALL the FMLs on the site, way back to 2008. I started a month ago. FML

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By Sara - 23/04/2026 05:28 - The Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I got to page 1000 on FML while bored out of my mind at work. It's not lack of work, it's an extremely controlling colleague who changes everything I do anyway, so I stopped trying. At least all your posts give me some joy during the long hours! FML

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By disgustipated - 24/11/2025 07:00

Today, it sickens me how many women post FMLs about being sexually harassed, and how many turds click "You deserved it" in response. Sometimes I don't want to live on this planet. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2025 05:56

Today, I just tried to create an account on this site because I wanted to post about something else, but no matter what i do it just doesn't work. I don't get an error message but I don't get any confirmation and can't log in. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2025 06:09

Yesterday, I went to Ashford, somewhere I thought would be nice but was just buses and clouds and offices. Today, It was very sunny, but couldn’t go out because it was cold and I didn’t have money for the bus. I'm so pissed. FML

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By Christopher Smith - 09/11/2025 06:00

Today, I want to destroy the machine we live in for homelessness, poverty, disease, war, the existence of money, and everything else that is wrong with the world, and leave the people it helped to starve in the empty room that used to be the machine we live in. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2025 05:49

Today, after years and years of hoping the Seattle Mariners would FINALLY make it to The World Series, it turns out that they just had to win one game, but instead of winning, they lost. Again. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2025 06:39

Today, I went to a family cafe I hadn't been to in awhile. The food was delicious but halfway through I started to feel really warm. I think the AC in the restaurant was on the fritz or something and it was mid 70s outside. I was getting so sweaty that even the waitress noticed but didn't do anything about the AC. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2025 05:49

Today, I realized I can't even submit an FML correctly because I've never seen one pop up and I've been trying since middle school. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2025 06:14

Today, I lied to my husband and then turned around and told him the truth. He said that next time this happens, we’re getting a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2025 06:24 - Cyprus

Today, my wife forgot to feed me. Wives used to cook; now they’re too busy being “independent” while I, the noble provider of money and gifts, starve in my own castle. Feminism has peaked, which apparently it means “Make your own damn sandwich.” Time to reclaim manhood, or learn eggs. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2025 05:32 - Nigeria

Today, I realised that no one actually cares for me and now I'm all alone in my house thinking of why I'm still alive. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2025 06:08 - United States

Today, it's been about 4 years since I apparently fell out of love with my wife. In a little bit will be the 15th anniversary of our first date. I'm so lost and don't know what to do. I just wish I could love her romantically again, but I think that ship has sailed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2025 06:36 - Russia

Today, I have nobody to speak to. I hope you, stranger behind the screen, don't have the same. Bye. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2025 06:25 - United States

Today, does anyone even know what a stylus is anymore? FML

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By Alice - 21/06/2025 06:49 - United States - Charlotte

Today, you’ll never see this but now every time I listen to Lil Peep I think about you. I miss you like crazy, I know I can’t be yours and you can’t be mine, but I still love you. I wish it could have been forever with you but it can’t be. Please text me, be mean to me, yell at me, do anything, I just miss you. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2025 06:05 - China - Shenyang

Today, I tried to draw a cute manga girl but make her into a Sacabambaspis. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2025 06:34 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I have to finish a 3-4 page paper that due tomorrow night that I barely started, on top of study for a test I have tomorrow, and all I wanna do is sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2025 06:54 - United States - Warren

Today, because my cell phone charger stopped working, I bought a 15W wireless charger instead. The good news: the phone works with the charger. The bad news: for some reason the maximum wattage my phone can use while charging wirelessly is 7.5W, half of the 15W this $30 charger uses. Guess I have to get a refund. FML

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By gassed - 11/03/2025 06:45 - United States

Today, the front page FMLs, like 8 in a row, were specifically all about getting caught farting in elevators, and I’ve been having stomach pains related to gassiness because I’m lactose intolerant but need cream in my coffee to avoid acid pains. I can’t help but feel like this is an omen for inopportune farts today FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2025 06:34 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I decided to make an FML and… that's it. Why don't I have anything better to do in my life? FML

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By OnTheReceivingEnd - 06/02/2025 07:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I realized that the only reason I don't try to commit suicide on a daily basis is that my family has already had to deal with another suicide in the family in the past, and I saw the damage it did. I may be suicidal, but I'm apparently not cruel enough to put them through that twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2025 06:45 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, FML published nothing but little kid FMLs. Most people just come off as whiny bitches crying over spilled milk. Yet I’m so bored, I keep reading them. You suck, people. FML

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By AnaisShep - 28/01/2025 06:58 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I hate living, call it passive suicide, but I don't desire to be here. My last anchor is my son. I lost my other two and he's the ONLY thing keeping me here. FML

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By Angry boss - 21/01/2025 06:50 - United States

Today, I had to tell my employees that they could not use bereavement leave to take time off after TikTok shut down. These people are in their thirties. FML

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Today, I yelled at a new employee for violating the company's makeup policy which is minimum coverage. She had red lipstick, very dark drawn eyebrows, and foundation that made her look like a ghost. She took out a makeup wipe and used it then showed me it, only to reveal she doesn't wear any. FML

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Today, after spending all day begging my husband to stop playing video games and show me some attention, I finally fell asleep out of boredom. As soon as I did, he shut the game off and went to hang out with our neighbor. FML

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Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML

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Today, I spent the afternoon transplanting a whole bunch of corn seedlings that sprouted, even turning over the new soil with compost and fertiliser. While watering them in, I realised they're actually all just weeds. FML

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Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML

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Today, I came home in an awful mood, and grumbled to my wife that sometimes I want to strangle my boss. My wife regularly screams up and down the house over the most minor shit, but apparently this upset her so much that she took the kids to her mom's, and is demanding I get anger management. FML

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