Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML
Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML
Today, I woke up to shit on my floor and my cat hiding under my comforter. I have to get rid of my new fish because my cat is afraid of it. FML
Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML
Today, my dad decided to clean my 20 gallon fish tank. I had 6 fish. One of them was called a transparent fish, clear with a bright orange tail, which was my favorite. My dad didn't see it, and dumped the water out along with it. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, after two weeks of believing that my extremely sick cat had escaped the house and ran away to die, I uncovered his lifeless body while deep cleaning my living room. FML
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Top comments
Chris5146 3
eat the cat teach it a lesson.
marinus_fml 20
Your cat never watched Nemo? Fish are friends, not food!
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Comments (130)
hellosir23 0
u are a fish
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
A gay fish.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
who likes fish sticks
fl0ffy 0
haha I don't have a cat so it can't eat my fish
LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE FISH DIE YOU STANKY PUSSY
Adorlee 11
Gay fish who likes fish sticks with lots of tarter sauce
donkeyshlong42 1
and whale seamen
shannyraelynn 6
that makes me sad :(
sandiiii 0
you're picture makes me happy ^.^ xD
persianjr1 7
i can speak whale. woooohhhhhaaaaaa!!! moahhhhh. ( guess the reference)
C6Racer 0
That sounded a little orca-ish.
ImmortalKratos 0
well...at least it won't get dirty again anytime soon
WOW_BS 0
I already jizzed...
Criminalle 0
thats what u get for owning a cat.....if it was "Man's best friend" do you think that woulda happened? nooooooo
Iskaria 0
No the dog would have just drank the water :p
AshRedPokemon 2
u fail!
dinkibus 18
but the fish would be like wet kibble and just be eaten
silvershadow13 3
what a naughty pussy
rpace35 0
cats are only good for target practice
tulsafml 0
**** that cat. Get a dog
Chris5146 3
eat the cat teach it a lesson.
Itstherealjen 0
hahahaha good one!
preetss 0
you can't the cat is poisonous
natewill113 0
lol
Got_any_grapes1 4
Dont eat the cat! Eat some grapes instead.
loganator50 3
You wouldn't be able to anyway... (ninja cat)
metallicshadow 16
ate your fish while cleaning the tank? where did you put them?
CherryBomb511 3
On the couch so they can watch some tv while drinking a beer.
GumbetGirl 1
lol!!
florecitabetch 0
hahaha you made me laugh
florecitabetch 0
and I love your tattoo
StrangeCandy 0
I lol'd.
CTVrhythmguitari 8
maybe you should have fed your cat more often :D
Happygofucky 0
Lol, naughty kitty. My cat would do the same, he is sneaky and will eat anything!
AkuskaUK 6
Awesome cat!
GoodLookingGeese 10
it's Garfield!!!
Wheredidgrungego 12
I thought something seemed "fishy." Don't be a "pussy" about it, but it seems your feline companion thinks he is the "cat's pajamas." I just hope he can keep his "paws off" next time. But for now, the previous residents of your tank are "sleeping with the fishes."
ILoveEggnog 7
Just a tip, this would've been funnier if you left off all of the quotation marks.
syki 22
You "mean" that putting things in "quotes" doesn't make them "funnier?" I have a "bone" to pick with my "boyfriend."
MdoAngel 0
14- I was going to say the same thing. not all people on FML are complete idiots. We can see a pun when it's used.
lex416 0
wow personally with or without doesn't really matter but, I thought it was funny :p
effstephslife 0
agree..wouldve been way funnier without the quotation marks
cptmorgan15 2
Let's just leave the puns to DocBastard.
SiobahnR 0
go kitty kitty!
memo619 0
kitty:1 fish: 0 OP: -1
zombie_teen 0
looks like it's time for new fish lmao
Civilianswilldie 0
or a new cat.