Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m a lesbian. She was fine with it, supported me 100%, and it was a huge relief, until she followed up with, “Until you find a husband, then you’ll obviously have to stop all that.” The reason I even told her is because my girlfriend just proposed to me, and we’re engaged. FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML
Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
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Top comments
caancoha 0
11, YES. After that comment, none others matter. OP, just use this as an excuse to take everything she tells you to do as a joke. Everything. Ask her forr cash, if she says no, take it and compliment her on her skills as a comedian.
danielrp34 7
I think you mistyped it so I fixed it. She took my face in her hands and said "These aren't the droids you're looking for"
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Comments (280)
beardo8 0
FIRST
emilysanftwsom 0
OMG, YOU'RE FIRST, DO YOU WANT A PRIZE OR SOMETHING?
beardo8 0
YDI FOR BEING SECOND
cherlana32 0
What does she deserve?
Kylias 6
EVERYTHING.
Dabookofnothing 0
MLIA
teamhat 0
#1, you are a huge dickface
jazziue 0
well some parents want grandkids not adopted ones
sevani 0
way to be an ass #2
SeedlessMe 13
way to be an ass also, #275
ryguy997 0
YOU SICK **** BASTARD!!!
abcnonamecba 0
lol @278
monkeyspark 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
WERE YOU!?
PatRme 9
nice pic 3
Devikarawr 0
ouch. sucks to be you. =// sorry that you're mum is uncomfortable with your sexuality.
cherlana32 0
HOLY CRAP YOU WERE FIRST. My mom would totally do the same thing to me. I'm sorry :(
binaryalice 0
duude me too >.>
Dabamash 0
Shit, she sounds scary.
fegd 0
I know right? Her mom sounds like a psycho or something.
emilysanftwsom 0
Posting order doesn't matter because you're a *******.
emilysanftwsom 0
@beardo I don't really care that I was second, because my username doesn't rhyme with weirdo.
danielrp34 7
I think you mistyped it so I fixed it. She took my face in her hands and said "These aren't the droids you're looking for"
Avaquin 0
lol
VampiressMiharu 0
I don't get it at all. Help?
balanceMMX 0
Move along... move along.
mrdblq 6
It's neither, she probably just doesn't want to accept it. Sorry though.
miyon_fml 0
I had the same problem when I told my parents I was suicidal, my dad just said 'no your not'. I told him I tried to kill myself once and he said 'no you didnt' and that was the end of it. FYL some parents just cant handle certain things. You got my sympathy
KevinC69 0
What a jerk. Eventually she will come to her senses.