Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, a 300 lb woman caused a huge scene at the public pool where I work. She accused me of fatshaming and swore to sue me for discrimination. I asked her to cover up, as her 3x too small string bikini went against the pool’s dress code. I don’t make the rules, I just have to enforce them. FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to post a sign at the deep end of the public swimming pool, saying, "This end topless only." When someone complained, he said that I did it, and I got banned from the pool for life. And fired, too - I was the lifeguard. FML
Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML
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anag0212 0
"Today, I was in the pool at a waterpark when the supervisor came to me saying someone had complained.Aparently the complained was that there was a topless girl in the pool, the topless "girl" was me,I'm a guy, I'm 15. FML"
bartender_fml 0
man boobs should be covered either way.
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Comments (205)
itxheather 0
that sucks.
no1askdu 5
yes that does...but this is more of a FHL for being mistaken for a fat topless girl.
HahaYDI 0
haha my comment is appearing as the third one, so you all can suck it.
kewlcat 0
i once saw a man wearing a sports bra while he was running. i lol'd
LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2
get a life
aww_yeeeuh 0
XD you win
batrob 7
yah exactly ban fat people. they displace all the water anyways
whoaelena 0
O.o
Mikey_Mayhem 0
that kid deserved it for being so fat
notlovingit 0
lmao mean but true in all honesty get a treadmill
reyemrein 0
people above a certain bmi should be required to wear shirts in public.
jpest17 5
and anyone below it dosent have to, ANYONE? that means girls too ;)
Hawkblade 0
ROFL jpest17 I agree :P
beffburger 0
why should boys be allowe to be topless, but girls not? it's a double standard >:(
BadBoyz90210 0
Because guys are supposed to have wash-board abs and pecs… the kind that girls kill for… if girls were topless America would be loved by the world…
Dee100 0
LMAO!
iTrident 3
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! xD That was kinda awkard and mean... but it¡s funny, i'm sorry xD!!!
RustedMetal 0
HAHAHHHA
imlaughingatyou 0
ouuuch.. sorry about that.
bartender_fml 0
man boobs should be covered either way.
girandwogpig 0
It could not of have been man boobs. Maybe the OP thought it was a boy but it was really a tranny >.> Then we'd have a real fml on hand.
seph23 0
it sorta pisses me off when ppl talk shit without knowing the situation... so just do me a favor and look up GYNECOMASTIA in a medical dictionary online or sumthin... i take perty good care of myself and i still have that problem.... so maybe u can get sum knowledge on the subject before talking shit about it....
batrob 7
shut up fatty
All_I_Need 4
You're right. Plus, all FEMALE boobs aren't "perky" or look like pornstar boobs.
fortywhacks 0
What, now being transgender = automatic FML?? Anyway, this is a YDI to the pool for being sexist and forcing women to cover up body parts that men are allowed to have bare.
phiniusmaster 0
awww yeah
Bl4ck_1c3 2
@158 I wouldn't mind if girls went topless
seansbro56 10
I totally agree its disgusting!
Catto-Golden 23
Gender equality
rayrayIAIL 0
OOMIGOD!!!! that is soooooo funny!!!!! Hold my waffle while I ROFL...... tehe......
danielrp34 7
Get a top on either way porky.
anag0212 0
"Today, I was in the pool at a waterpark when the supervisor came to me saying someone had complained.Aparently the complained was that there was a topless girl in the pool, the topless "girl" was me,I'm a guy, I'm 15. FML"
honeyishrnkdakid 2
FTW! Usually I don't like when people make up FML's from the perspective of the other person who was the one who was actually ******, because usually they suck, but you my friend did a good job :-)
sharpiemagic 0
i agree. they usuallly ruin it. but this nailed it. and op that sucks. im sorry. but i feel sorry for the boy too :(
Unregistered 0
yes. . . because with all the great spelling and grammar this has the making of a true fml . . . . seriously "The complained was". . . just stop okay
Kiwi_Splash 0
HAHAHAHAHHA @Unregistered. Exactly, I got really pissed off reading it, too. Back to topic, I feel bad for the kid though. I mean that must have been really embarassing.
anag0212 0
ok I am sorry if it pisses you off but I wrote that really fast and my ideas were not clear, and considering the fact that I am a 15 year old that doesn't live in the U.S.A or any other country where people talk in english I think it's okay. Cuando me hables español perfecto voy a dejar que me critiques el ingles sin darte una respuesta bueno? gracias
edd07 0
You don't seem to know Spanish, either. El español usa dos signos de interrogación, hermano. (¿?)
BooGhosted 0
Rawr I know one word in spanish ! bonjour ok two si maybe three tres bien !!!
andrew9623 9
Two out of three of those words were french, not Spanish
oLiViA90210 0
haha, OMG! lololol! that is hilarious