By changeddaily - 20/03/2011 04:52 - Australia
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Highly inappropriate
By thesockmancometh - 30/07/2009 15:21 - United States
By secretsmakefriends - 15/10/2013 21:43 - United States - Vashon
By coolguy - 06/11/2012 05:15 - United States - Chesapeake
By cemakara3 - 12/03/2016 20:07 - Denmark - Vallensb?k
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By Kylie - 26/01/2010 16:13 - United States
By Pissed - 15/10/2012 19:57 - United States - Newton Center
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By FitnessFirst - 25/11/2015 00:38 - Canada - Toronto
By nomomsonfacebook - 24/06/2013 00:30 - United States - Stamford
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Hi all, I'm the OP. I didn't have an account when I posted this so I created one to respond to some comments. First off, my roommate is my friend from college. We both go to grad school at the same school so we moved in together after graduation. I had never met her mom before we moved in & only accepted her facebook friendship a few months ago because she wanted me to help her plan a birthday surprise for her daughter. I quickly realized she really did it to spy on her daughter/me when she posted things like "where are you guys?" "what are you up to tonight?" "where was this pic taken?" literally multiple time a day. At first I thought it was funny but it became increasingly worrying recently until I decided I felt too uncomfortable & unfriended her. Within five hours she was wailing in my kitchen about how horrible I am & trying to pack my roommate's things to move her out. My roommate was mortified & told her she was being irrational & she left in a huff & hasn't spoken to her daughter since. Thanks for all the funny posts, made the situation much lighter. Now I'm just glad my mom doesn't have facebook!
Insult to adultery
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
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By sanoria51 - 26/04/2013 23:58 - United Kingdom - London
Fancy seeing you here
By Alyssa - 19/10/2009 19:37 - United States
Odd
By StupidPets - 24/08/2016 03:09 - United States - Murrysville
Alexa, play "Family Snapshot" by Peter Gabriel
By totalloss - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Pompano Beach
By cumbucket cops - 16/03/2014 17:53 - United States - Barberton
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By r1has - 29/06/2016 20:01 - Pakistan - Rawalpindi
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For everyone telling me to break my fast, had it actually been a problem and had I actually been sick, I would have broken it. But since I'm on summer vacation, I fell asleep, making it a lot easier to deal with. So while I was really hungry, it wasn't a health risk. I checked. God doesn't want you to kill yourself, just feel the pain of the poor and needy. And #3 pregnant women, menstruating women, nursing mothers, old people, sick people, kids e.t.c aren't supposed to fast. They can either make them up later or give in charity, if they are able to. If they aren't then no big deal. Plus puking, bleeding or fainting automatically breaks your fast, so even if I had gotten dizzy, I would have broken it. It was just kind of a miserable day because I get kinda pissy when I'm hungry, and I was snapping right and left. Thankfully my family understood, and made sure I woke up and had food the next day
By forever_young - 13/05/2016 13:03 - United States - Rochester
Too good
By hard work doesn't work - 13/03/2015 06:21 - United States - Irving
By Baileyy - 01/03/2011 23:18 - United States
Celebrate good times come on!
By badplacerightnow - 13/10/2014 14:15 - United States - Frisco
By kutekittykatz - 10/07/2013 08:58 - South Africa - Johannesburg
By Emily - 01/08/2012 05:44 - Canada - Baden
By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 04:44 - United States - Vancouver
Oh, look…
By cocokiss410 - 28/07/2011 04:34 - United States
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By LaneyyenaL - 19/07/2010 04:38 - United States
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I'm the OP and it wasn't a huge deal as you all are making it out to be for me. A friend told me I should post it here to see if it got published. I'm not fat, and the only hair I have is what's on my head...If I had known the guys it would have been different, but these were guys that I have never met before. And its easy to not hear what's going on downstairs when the TV is on and the guys are all getting high, so there's no extra voices going on. I don't generally parade around in little to no clothing...but to each their own. Way to make this a way bigger deal than it needs to be people...
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Hey OP here. I showed my gf some of the comments on here and she is not mad anymore. Thanks!!