Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
Today, after my housemate handed in his notice to vacate without telling me beforehand, I had few days whilst working to make a decision to stay or vacate. In a panic, I chose vacate. On my day off I sat down with my finances and discovered I can't afford elsewhere. I asked to stay, my landlord put up rent by 50%. I might now become homeless. FML
Today, I came home to a noise complaint letter taped to my apartment door. I haven't been home in over a month. FML
Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML
Today, our landlord showed up with police and legal paperwork that let him throw us out immediately. Apparently my husband has been ignoring eviction notices for months and having vicious arguments with the landlord. Now we’re homeless and everything we own is in storage. FML
Today, I'm being evicted from my apartment for not paying rent. My father is the on-site landlord, meaning I now have to move my stuff downstairs into his place, and hear every day how I'm a failure. FML
Today, after pointing out to my landlord that they have taken nearly $6k from me through illegal rent increases, I was evicted for the first time in my life. FML
Today, I moved back in with my parents in order to help them with the mortgage, so they don't lose the house that has been in our family for three generations. I also found out that I now have a curfew, and so does my husband and our 3 year old son. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
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randiZ25 0
at least they were nice enough to give you 30 days..
Butter_Knife 0
The world is a vampire.
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Comments (89)
ckjacques53198 0
My brain is the size of a very small peanut, guys! :D
TomasT 0
Probably... OP: Your parents know you best... you probably are a problem.
zp5 4
i bet it is, ckjacques53198.
DocBastard 40
That's an insult to peanut, guys! More like a pea, I'm sure.
Molord1 0
it sounds like 1's comment was moderated to me
Sirin_fml 47
Sounds like music to my ears.
KingDingALing 9
Your penis is probably the size of a peanut also.
prettyflyforawhi 0
your picture is the Lego thing in Disney world! :D I love it!
mrsflinstone 0
WIN #34! haa.
Flameklr 0
haha Disney world picture :P I go there every couple months cuz it's like 3 hour drive from where I live
persianjr1 7
hahahahaha. im soviet Russia, Perrants evict you!!
sexybeastsexybea 0
parents evict you in texas too.
Butter_Knife 0
The world is a vampire.
Spenerish 0
sent to drainnnn
FYLDeep 26
Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames
mintcar 10
And what I get for my pain? Betrayed desires and a piece of the game.
lizamaphone 6
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Trollz4daLULZ 2
TDI for quoting Smashing Pumpkins, perhaps the WORST. BAND. EVER.
MadPercussion 0
Trolls be trollin'.
belouie 2
hey #54 smashing pumpkins are boss
quadder 0
if your over 30 don't blame them
blad786 0
nice dog...
MaddaCheeb 0
gotta agree
vip3r20 8
if he's over 25 don't blame the parents lol
rickc87 1
over 25?!?!? get the **** out of your parents house at 18-21 you sack of worthless garbage.
Otherhats 20
Not really, if he has to pay student loans and doesn't have the greatest paying job yet then staying with his parents at that age is perfectly acceptable.
Benpie 22
*you're
chocchipcookies 0
Ouch... SUFFER!!!
Flamehog9 0
They had a wild orgy.
DahkLohd 4
Awesome parents! Anyways, if you make enough to live on your own, you shouldn't be living off of them.
randiZ25 0
at least they were nice enough to give you 30 days..
fml98kevin 4
lol
belouie 2
hahahahaha
Doortje 30
So much for a subtle hint..
legend_ary 0
my parents did that to me the day i turned 18, i feel ur pain.
yehr 0
funny but jerky.
CondomSense 4
I guess you have an a-parent problem
carnage1106 0
that was the ****** stupid shit I've ever read on this website
Autoshot 9
People at your intelligence level are not allowed to call anything nor anyone stupid. In fact, try to keep your mouth shut and maybe you can salvage some small bit of dignity in the future.