Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, while having a bad dream, I went to punch a bully in the face. Mid-swing I wake up and punch the solid concrete wall to my basement bedroom FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
I'm sorry but you only have yourshelf to blame
acommonman 23
Do you have a top to spin to ensure you're still not dreaming?
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Comments (89)
Sheepalicious 20
Thats premonition right there, op!
1dvs_bstd 41
Cue the soundtrack from final destination.. there's no way to change the future..
Batkid217 14
when you hit your head on shelves in your dreams, you hit your shelves in real life * Peter voice *
FYLTHOUGH 15
This is the same person who was dreaming of biting a thief and was biting her husband in real life. She has a gift
Jay0501 21
This just proves dreams DO come true
Retaheki 27
Don't dream about nukes, dream about resources being infinite so everything is cheap.
JonBall 17
#33 totally took the words right out of my mouth. And who said final destination 5 was the last one haha
thevelociraptor 31
...Sorry for laughing xD
thevelociraptor 31
You're right xD
WCARlover 35
I'm sorry but you only have yourshelf to blame
xChaos 29
Hey, let's not be shelfish here, that shelf had feelings as well.
swaglesshipster 23
Ouch! But at least you Can laugh at the coincidence!
WOTAN1488 24
Perhaps you should move your shelf.
IndicaPaincakes 28
This has happened to me before, freaks you out! I hope you're okay though! :)
Eyeslick 33
On the bright side atleast it wasn't one of those, "falling of the cliff" dreams that came true...that probably would've hurt worse.
acommonman 23
Do you have a top to spin to ensure you're still not dreaming?
Stazza11 27
But... If it doesn't fall over, and they posted this on here that means we are all... My brain just imploded.
MELKOZAR 27
Sounds like a personal problem.
rebelsrock 17
Way to follow your dreams
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
ha