Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he has "commitment issues". He said he "cared" for me but didn't "love" me. He did this 30 minutes after we'd hooked up and said we loved each other. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex told me he broke up with me because he loved me, and that he was afraid of the commitment. He's living with his new girlfriend now. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me. In my opinion, the relationship was going so well and I really thought we loved each other. When I asked why, he told me he never loved me. He just wanted to get in my pants, which after a year of refusing, he finally did. FML
Today, I realized that I broke up with a man who loved me and was great in bed but was afraid of commitment, to be with a man who loves me, who is great in bed, and wants to be with me forever. So what's the problem? Now that we are committed, he won't get it on with me anymore. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, the man I loved broke up with me, because he felt like his feelings for me were not enough for a serious relationship. As much as I'm thankful that he didn't drag me along, this hurts like hell. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 6 months because I told him I loved him. Not because he felt any different than I did, but because the term "love" should be reserved for God, and not be said to mortals. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he "couldn't handle the distance." He said he "couldn't commit to driving to see me long term." We live two hours apart, and I've driven to him every time; he never tried to come to me once. FML
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Top comments
KateeJo 0
He obviously lied to get into your pants. I say you rip his balls off and hang them in your trophy case.
perdix 31
YDI for believing what a guy says just before, during, or just after sex. We'll say anything if our cocks are getting to come out and plunge into dark, wet female areas. And here's the worse news: since it's been only 30 minutes since the hookup, that "caring" part is also a sex-fueled lie.
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Comments (89)
nhcc03 0
good riddence, now get someone who can last longer than half an hour.... I'm available.
willwagnerBSC 0
I bet you last 1 minute.
Xuphra 0
That's sad :l </3
luis420 0
OP MUST REALLY SUCK IN BED
KateeJo 0
He obviously lied to get into your pants. I say you rip his balls off and hang them in your trophy case.
Cupcaken 0
feminist for the win. VAGINAS RULE!
KateeJo 0
Eh, every girl needs someones balls in their trophy case.
Prestigex 0
good guys finish last.
temescal 0
Girls who collect balls deserve to be treated like this. Guys who treat girls like this protect their balls good enough to prevent them from becoming trophies.
Prestigex 0
Girl's who collect balls desserve more then to be stood up, perhaps bang their best friend.
Prestigex 0
Edit* Girls
Freeze_fml 17
Lied to get into her pants? The guy breaks up with her half an hour later. Tired of these Lifetime movie network fueled comments.
KateeJo 0
So you think he loved her and then 30 minutes later thought " Eh, I'm over her."
Freeze_fml 17
I think if he wanted some ass he wouldn't hang around for half an hour. Don't evade the point.
jayde214 0
yeah what an ass! chop his penis off and put it in a meat grinder!
twassim 0
hey. I'm a guy n I totally agree with u... well u know what occupies 80% of a guy's mind, at least a guy so ...
twassim 0
KateeJo is the person I agree with
omnistryder 0
I don't agree with this amount of hostility
vanillathirteen 0
prestigex, isn't that the point? nice guys that finish last are the best!
Prestigex 0
Girls already have *******, they don't need another one.
negee 0
@freeze: lol. The original poster meant that her bf left her after they 'hooked up' which obviously means they had sex. Dumb douche much?????
poopberry 0
"hooked up" where I'm from is a bj at the most. And he should have just ****** her friend. it's easier than telling a girl you don't love her back.
Freeze_fml 17
"Hook up" means nothing like that where I live.
smirfluv92 0
Yeah!!!
krazyrv 1
good guys finish in the shower
schwinn11 0
Why rip his balls off, what guy hasn't done this? This isn't something new, maybe if your mom didn't have your dads balls in a jar he would've told you that guys only want one thing, and one thing only. If it wasn't for the sex no man would ever be in a relationship with a girl !!!!!
skylar98 0
lol... ur cool
iSwag 0
as every guy needs a ***** on speed dial....when are you available?
bkwtrs21 1
So true
bromanch84 10
lmao!
whycantisignup 24
#6, you clearly have no idea what feminism is.
crazyleggs 0
ah, the ole bait an switch routine!
nnnntr 17
Your ******* profile picture
nickbenz 0
hahahaahahahahah....haha
sourgirl101 29
How on earth is he your boyfriend? You were some girl he had to say 'I love you' to bang. He is probly scary 'cause you think he needs to be committed to you after that one night. He says he still cares for you 'cause he doesn't want to burn the bridge knowing you'll probly let him have sex with you again and again and again until you realize he's using you! Guys don't commit to ****** but they do screw them once in a while DUMBASS!!!
perdix 31
YDI for believing what a guy says just before, during, or just after sex. We'll say anything if our cocks are getting to come out and plunge into dark, wet female areas. And here's the worse news: since it's been only 30 minutes since the hookup, that "caring" part is also a sex-fueled lie.
Prestigex 0
So true. You sir win.
chadwick110480 0
lmfao. so true.
jordaninja 0
You obviously are horrible in bed!
Boddmon 0
How long did you "date"?
yourfavorite_ex 0
he doesn't have commitment issues; he just wanted to bone you. your mistake for not detecting that before you spread your legs.
shopaholic120 3
omg my ex had committment issues... but he got pissed at me for saying that.
fuzz97 23
he just wanted to get into your pants.