Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. His sister and I filled the air vents in his car with confetti so when he starts the car, it would blow all over him. In the process we lost the keys. The keys cost $200 to replace. Happy Birthday! FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to his best friend’s birthday party. He got her red roses, a necklace and $100 Victoria’s Secret Gift Card. This year he forgot my birthday, gave me a hug and told me to leave his apartment because he had homework to do. We’ve been together for two years. FML
Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML
Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
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ikickyourbutt 9
well. you had good intentions!!
atthegates 0
today, my girlfriend lost my keys. when i got a new key, i found out my a/c vents were full of confetti. FML
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ikickyourbutt 9
well. you had good intentions!!
CattyPurry 0
happy happy birthday, today's your special day, you deserve your car keys, now blow the flame away! :)
atthegates 0
today, my girlfriend lost my keys. when i got a new key, i found out my a/c vents were full of confetti. FML
OrgasmicBunnies 9
Silly 22, don't you know the cake.... IS A LIE!!!
NabbdjuretPerry 0
Blame the sister!
SmallTownCutie 0
I think her intention were good, but WHY confetti?!?! That would be so hard to clean up. If someone did that to my car I would be so mad.
BruiserBrown73 2
bahahahahahahahaahaha
mfjkr 10
38 the cake is a lie got old the second time I finished portal and I got portal when it was released....you know how long that's been? ages and people today are still milking it
ahh_forever 0
LADY GAGA?!?!
gravy_jones 0
47 nobody cares about your opinion on portal or your previous portal playing experience
OrgasmicBunnies 9
47 Dear Mr. Troll, I still here you beating off under my bed while I'm trying to sleep. I only pay rent for one person not two. :c
bfflrhea 0
Wow.. Good girlfriend you are.
ileina 5
The good intentions don't matter. Don't mess with the car, even if you are the girlfriend.
R34luver 5
wth dont stick confetti in the A/C vents! air is suposta go out and nothing is suposta go in T.T
juicedboi 7
He would have appreciated some other source if entertainment you could provide more than both car keys and confetti. -r34luver. it's a real shame that car got totaled. Poor guy lost his son due to his masterpiece. RIP
lilmisslovely13 15
Today's my birthday!!!!
Jaxx66 21
yeah 82, can't give men that line.... they don't believe it.
dolphincheddar 10
102. I'm sorry but I'm currently short on ***** to give
swasticop 0
1- there is no way sticking confetti in someone's car's air vents can be done with good intentions
Thatcow 5
Wow... Completely uncalled for OP YDI
Laners561769 9
Happy Birthday to you... Your loved ones are poo... They shoved crap in your air vents... and you got a huge bill to boot..... :)
Jvr91 8
Those keys better suck my dick for $200
snafu63 0
no those were stupid intentions, I would be pissed about the confetti and I bet he had to clean it up too.
CatTTy 10
Old.
idontcare8l 3
This reminds me of prank vs prank on youtube
aFatFuck 0
What kin of car are you driving?
aFatFuck 0
I mean that as in what kind of car do the keys cost 200 dollars.
CryMoreFMLs 15
A delorean. No other car is so unique!
TN9R 1
i drive a hot wheels delivery truck.
RetardedChipmunk 7
I drive an ice cream truck with blacked-out windows. Don't judge.
TheHoboWerewolf 0
No no no #30, nobody is judging you. We've all just heard that same ice cream truck shit OVER A 1000 TIMES NOW! That is all that you.
gamegeek42 6
dude $200 is nothing. a jaguar key costs $600
gchartier90 0
those new dodge keys are 500 a set
sourgirl101 29
My VW key would be $300 to replace. It also might be more than one key that needs replacing. I have 4 keys on my key ring including my house keys. Maybe the OP is including getting those missing keys cut. Home Depot charges ($3-$12) per key.(:
mikeyg36 6
New Mercedes keys are $600-1000.
adavis24 0
my dads Lamborghini key-$1350 we've had to get 2 new sets
AudiePeachcake 0
My VW key costs around $300. It blows.
KiddNYC1O 22
#37 is right. My friend paid $300 to replace his 2000 Jetta key. Remember, those keys are painstakingly programmed for said specific car... Plus, that expensive chip inside lol. $200 is nothing.
RedMegane 4
My megane keys cost about that much to be replaced. Because it's a card and needs to be re-programmed by the dealers
xpresurself1985 11
If the car was purchased within the last few years, the keys would most likely need to be programmed by the dealer, which is why they are so expensive to replace. This is even true of economy cars. I lost one of the keys to my '09 Civic and ended up paying almost $200 for a new one, since the other two also needed to be reprogrammed.
daltyboy 0
my friends keys to a bagatti cost 3,000-4,500 so yup 200 is nothin
daltyboy 0
ohh and tht car as my pic is mine and i dont really want to no how much tht key will be
77wade 0
Wow that's gay cars suck I got a king ranch it's badass
suprmidgt 0
almost any car these days. immobilizer systems are in most cars. without a remote you can expect to pay at least $110.00 I've worked for Audi and BMW as a service advisor and for a remote and key can be around $450.00 expect up to $1500 if all the keys are missing may need a new computer or to have the whole things reprogrammed. it's a lot of work.
fadingfaith 4
Isn't it op's boyfriend's car?
Tcaret300 12
93/94, nobody cares.
crapmaster3000 19
#93 I know I have heard of a lot of weird car names but what's a 'bagatti'?
whcwtexan 0
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total fail in both the confetti in the vents and also losing the keys. You suck.
RetardedChipmunk 7
No you
Sun_Kissed18 25
I think it was a cute idea. As long as they pay for the keys instead of making him do it, everything is fine
mdizzl 6
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!!
marybowen 3
cool :D they deserve it make sure you always have keys!!!
Dr_Jalepenos 0
should ALWAYS have extras
hemz_fml 13
so what's the big deal just pay it yourself, he won't be mad and your pocket might be a bit tighter but its your fault in the first place so suck it up
betteryouthanmeb 0
Lol that's a bust ! Are you making him buy the new key ?
pieintheface 0
hey, she had good intentions
commietaco 0
now you can have makeup and birthday sex at the same time! sound like an LML to me!
lostfaithinpppl 19
This ^^^ Horrible idea to begin with. I'd be pissed if someone did that to me on my birthday.
commietaco 0
you don't like angry sex? weird...
marybowen 3
wait did you leave the keys in the car?
nicole2246 8
Hun if he lost the keys they obviosly dont know where they are
KiddNYC1O 22
I love how fourteen year olds can act condescendingly haha.
gravy_jones 0
any age can condescend to a complete and utter idiot
slushpup9696 12
69, I was going to ask if you just celebrated your 15th birthday but it looks like you were born in 86.
marybowen 3
ohh sorry i just was confused :)
marybowen 3
what??? im 11
nicole2246 8
I think they were talking about me... Im 14!
Salvikidd 6
It's his birthday, pay the $200
allthatremains25 0
Obviously the keys are somewhere in the car right? If you lost them in the process of putting confetti in the air vents of THE CAR.
Soloman212 28
Have they tried calling it?
socialdisease 1
Awwww damn. Well, nice try though, you would be better off giving him a cake that exploded.