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Violence is rarely the answer

Today, I found out that my crush of a few years likes me. How? Her boyfriend told me, followed by a punch in the face. FML

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geekpower_fml 28

Keep an eye out for when they break up, I guess? If they do?

Dick_diamond 22

At least she likes you!! There's hope..

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Comments (89)

RenamonFucksLuna 21

Oh nooo :(

ona16 22

Please do not tempt the Kool-Aid Man. The amount of damage has caused is astronomical. Thanks

walid820014 20

Why so hate ?

holyshmolly 13

amount of damage this has caused*

geekpower_fml 28

Keep an eye out for when they break up, I guess? If they do?

HeyPeople13 16

Eye see what you did there!

Rkikkas9713 25

Eye would say to tell your crush what her boyfriend did. That'll definitely cause some issues if you want to break them up. He seems like a bad enough guy.

4WheelBurnout 14

You might even say love struck?

Dick_diamond 22

At least she likes you!! There's hope..

THE_GLOW_CLOUD 9

#3 True. He needs to make her realize that she deserves better than that paranoid, aggressive asshat.

thawny_fml 21

New plan. Charge him with assault and then when he's put away, take his girl.

EvilLittleGirl 24

love hurts.

TheLynx_fml 20

Actually I think it was the punch to the face that hurt

EvilLittleGirl 24

I highly doubt that.

The_ghetto_mango 25

Well, they might break up.......... There is hope

brainymes 30

Cause that's DEFINITELY within your control, some people smh

TripleATeam 13

Which means she told her boyfriend. Possible break up incoming! You've got a chance, OP!

NORCO4LIFE 3

even if they don't break up, go for it. Be the gentleman that he obviously isn't.

Zebediabolical 45

I think you may be a little confused as to what a gentleman is.

Mathalamus 25

pretty sure the boyfriend doesn't have the right to punch you like that. or do anything about it at all. its a crush. nothing more. he is supposed to trust his girlfriend to do the right thing, such as ignore it, or she breaks up, and then hooks up with her crush, in that order.