Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML
Today, I was at my senior dance dancing with this guy I really like. He was telling me how he likes a strong woman who's not afraid to make the first move. Empowered by what he said, I asked him out. He said no because he thinks girls shouldn't ask guys out. FML
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML
Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling him the reason being he's the only friend whose number I don't have, he laughed, then asked, "Why would I ever be your friend?" FML
Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said, "Well, you could always ask me." I then said, "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was, "Nope… now that's 8!" FML
Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML
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Top comments
enormouselephant 15
Why is this guy your friend? Asshole.
Batterypost 23
I reckon it's time to find yourself a new friend.
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Comments (89)
enormouselephant 15
Why is this guy your friend? Asshole.
Inheritance 10
Maybe he's like me, wants to go really badly, but is way to damn shy!
Carpy 8
My reply would be: "sorry I offered. Enjoy sitting home while the rest of us are out having fun, asshole. Stop whining about not having someone to go with just because you don't have the confidence in yourself to go alone"
S182 15
It's very possible he likes her, is shy, and is trying to cover it up.
lelo007 11
Well, 20, if he likes her but is too shy to ask her out, why would he try to cover it up and turn down the chance to go to the dance as "just friends" with the possibility of it becoming more. I see what you're trying to say, it just doesn't make much sense to me.
lilhellian 27
26 Shy people tend to do dumbass things around people they like.
lelo007 11
27- I guess so. But that would pretty much kill any chance the guy would have had with me. But that's just me.
lilhellian 27
It would kill a girls chance with me to unless she somehow proved herself. But some people are desperate enough to take... *insert italics* "That."
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well there is being awkward out of shyness and being downright insulting, which is the case here.
JennaNGood 21
Very possible that her friend is gay, and she doesn't know it? Possible that he wasnt being rude, maybe he would never be desperate enough to take a girl? It's a possibility, thats what popped into my mind right away.
teh_uber_muffin 3
Or maybe he's afraid of being friendzoned or something? (Protip: The friendzone doesn't ******* exist.)
zinoxity 23
If OP was a guy and the friend was a girl, people would just say that OP is in the friend-zone and wouldn't call the friend an asshole, right? Or am I mistaken?
Batterypost 23
I reckon it's time to find yourself a new friend.
ukrainianitalian 2
Your so called "friend" is a dick. No wonder why no girl asked him. Plus (not all the time) but generally: don't the males usually asked the females out?
lahexi 5
39 there's such a thing as a girl's choice dance
SomeDeadRabbits 8
Yeah, that's a perfectly good reason to throw away a friendship. -.-
ariverperson 11
what an absolute arse, he clearly doesn't even deserve a date. you can do much better OP!
crackz12 10
Maybe he just meant desperate enough to go with a friend. Either way as a guy he shouldnt be waiting to be asked unless perhaps hes gay.
heyyhowsitgoing 9
You were trying to make him feel better and that's his response? What a jerk.
NickKuiper 8
That's how most females act when I ask them to the dance... You have my sympathy
moonboobs 4
Hahaha! So true...
lmaouloser 5
That was the only Comment that amused me.
echoes185 9
Constantly complaining and insulting the people who stick around, he's gonna end up with no friends.
2pepper3 10
That's when you say, "well that's too bad that offer was going to be your last" and then punch him in the throat, that's how you pick up guys right?
TheRapeTrain 0
no, it isn't
BlowinChronic 18
I would have thought personally that him complain in front of you like that was kind of a hint for you to ask him, I guess not. Your friend must simply be a douchebag.
pradip 26
Sorry OP, I can't imagine the look on your face for his response. Feel better you never happened to dance with that trash.
Mirorbo 27
Wow. Seems like the type of fella who really values you and your feelings. Might be time to find new friends, darling...