Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, after a day spent at the beach, I was looking back through our photos. Neither my husband, sisters, kids, or our friends bothered to tell me that my white swimsuit became a bit see-through when wet. In absolutely every photo you could clearly see my pubes and my nipples. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML
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TaysDarkLust 11
Why would you get a white one to begin with?
flockz 20
i bet it was designed by a boardroom of men. we are such innovators sometimes!
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Comments (89)
KiRaKaT 9
Bummer OP :( ! This is why i never wear white bathing suits!
ICastillo 25
Ya Op why do you think they use white t shirts in a wet t shirt contest.
domking1315 20
Hmm lets buy them full-price from now on shall we?
blcksocks 19
This FML is an example where we all wish there was a picture option along with text ...
AZD0526 1
what is OP??
DomDomxoxo 16
32: it's "ostrich penis"
poppyseed420 9
There are a few with a picture option but no boobies
ICastillo 25
No #32 it Optimus Prime. Everyone knows that.
jep00 8
Haha Ikr????
gc327072 31
Eeeeyyyyyy sexy lady! OP, OP, OP, OP, OP See-through swimsuit style!
sens3sfailing 25
OP is organ planter.
laxbro4769 6
You're a God...
itsharkley 8
Open punch Odorous pus Oedipus Online post Original poster Orc piss One of these
305Miami 0
I've seen this FML before.
sadh3 12
32: Op stands for original poster.
jvmateo 0
When you read it and actually think "KillJoke Unoversity" is a real thing...
PinkieKeen 20
OP actually means Orange Peeler.
TheOnlyX 11
I have a feeling most people just sung that in their head.
gman90210 18
Damn right
FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
It's implied that a white bikini is see-through.
Toasty283 8
Pics or it didn't happen.
arrow007archer 19
OP stands for Original Peanut
TaysDarkLust 11
Why would you get a white one to begin with?
smiliecat 13
White always makes me look more tan. So maybe OP was thinking the same? But I always run my swimsuits through water the first time before wearing them out just to make sure they aren't see through.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Because white is a symbol of purity and innocence... Oh wait.
crimsonprodigy 15
Cause of White Pow--- Yea I don't know about this....
305Miami 0
Ive read an fml like this, where the girl bought a stylish one but it gets see through when wet was weitten a little different, take this one off asshole mods
lexi365 20
Most white bikinis are not meant to be seen through. Mine isn't.
jfotogs 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Lexi I thumbed you down because, if that's you in your avatar, I wish they were
TheOnlyX 11
Oh dear God.
onlychildFTW 34
Lucky boys who were in the pool! But embarrassing and awkward for you. That sucks OP.
winnerme123 8
I wish I would have been there. :)
Nightwing98 22
We need a pic to confirm this happened OP.
lucianaamelia 21
Get yer **** out for the boys! Feel for you, but hope you were Brazilian:(
Tuffay 14
Waxed!!!
dragonfuego 11
As in dark nipples Brazilian?
Gregory607 1
As in not hairy downstairs, Brazilian.
jazzyjazz23 9
You should've tested it out before wearing it in public op.
HanaFML 10
Not everyone remembers to do this. People make mistakes.
jazzyjazz23 9
Obviously, otherwise she wouldn't have posted this FML.
RayearthNinja 10
This is the sole reason I don't wear white in general
Enslaved 38
I rarely wear white, myself. Only 'cause I'm klutzy and end up with Ex: red wine stains on my clothes. ):
The_F3rris 11
I wear white only on spring break.
Applepants 4
At least you aren't on your period. *Shivers*
badbadkitty 5
That would have been a MUCH more embarrassing FML: Today, I wore my new white bikini and Aunt Flo decided to a make an angry appearance.... While I flashed the whole pool due to the opacity of my bargain suit. FML
JaSM7 4
Woulda been rocking a japanese flag
flockz 20
i bet it was designed by a boardroom of men. we are such innovators sometimes!
MelTheGreat 23
Just like the bra.
Natalle11 6
A man the created the tampon.... I feel bad for the woman who had to test it....
burnforeternity 30
We're good at what we do
p3mguin 7
Yeah, white isn't to good for a bathing suit in the first place.
SheBeNeNe 16
At least they were whistles.
TheLittlePug 3
Who needs x-ray vision when you're wearing a see-through bikini?