Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, I was really happy because the guy I've been on a few dates with wanted to take pictures with me. I thought it'd meant that he really liked me, but it turns out he just wanted them so he could post them online and make his ex-girlfriend jealous. FML
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Zephyric 0
Your boyfriend probably wasn't thinking before he said that... Make sure to give him his brain juice every morning.
lonewolfxxx 0
Everyone eventually becomes all old and ugly no matter how good looking they were before. Don't sweat it, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Even so, a person's personality is all that matters. Unless ,of course, they were some sort of cannibal or psychopath. Or Edward Cullen.
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Avanel 0
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AVainAttempt 0
lol he wins
thor89 0
2.Choices break up with him or Offer him a BJ and bite his wiener
AVainAttempt 0
No he's right, if she loses interest in her appearance that's her problem, or maybe he was just kidding and she's those stuck up bitches who take everything seriously.
ISLIM_SHADYI 0
true dat #13 **** stuck up bitches who take everything seriously and bite my dick in the middle of a bj **** em hard
shadaboo2014 0
^im guessin u have experienced tht
whataloadofbull 0
Ew. Shit, I hate gay people.
epound28 0
sounds like OP has some work to do.
powersmoke 0
Just because you have a SO, it doesn't mean it's okay to let yourself go, lardass.
Skyke 0
the OP is a guy not a girl
clink900 0
that's aweful
xoconnie 8
FYL for GETTING ugly, fat
TrekkieGirl 0
At least he was being honest with you. I never understand why people let themselves go just because they have someone. You should want to keep yourself up....even if you only do it to make yourself feel good.
iAlwaysYDI 0
ydi for being gay.
ISLIM_SHADYI 0
yes plenty of experience, I know it's a man
clairebooth123 0
hahaha
albinomustang 0
YDI 4 being gay.
Darwinawardwinne 0
Well if he's still your boyfriend as you say, and he said you stopped being hot 4 years, either he was joking or he has lost the will to find human companionship
pryo 0
woow dude. prejudice much?
shadow455 2
it says op's is a man so obviously its two gay guys and not a woman involved
thor89 0
Fail
ladiesman14 0
the same thing happens to hot, skinny, ripped, toned girls at the gym who start dating or get married. their true " i was on biggest loser show" figures start to show up. pisses me off. i go to the gym for eye candy.
ALegitNinja 0
OPs a guy.o.o
EllyH 0
That was a bit harsh...
ImaginaryFoe 1
It doesn't sound like the bf meant it to be. I know I was hotter 4 years ago than I am now; I used to be a 10, now I'm a 9 (jk trolls). He obviously loves you anyway. Use it as motivation for self-improvement. Don't throw away a relationship over one tactless remark.
lxclark 17
Sucks :( I'm sure you're not bad.
Zephyric 0
Your boyfriend probably wasn't thinking before he said that... Make sure to give him his brain juice every morning.
Averizzle 0
What flavor brain juice? Cuz my flavor is nasty..
AVainAttempt 0
Maybe some brain grape :]
Scarlettkiss 8
I give mine Cherry flavored brain juice!!! :D
steph959 0
that's sad):
lonewolfxxx 0
Everyone eventually becomes all old and ugly no matter how good looking they were before. Don't sweat it, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Even so, a person's personality is all that matters. Unless ,of course, they were some sort of cannibal or psychopath. Or Edward Cullen.
whelping 0
ur my hero for the night :D
MrVictor_fml 0
Gotta love being young and not getting saggy in areas just yet. ;)
Skyke 0
LMFAO!!!!
AVainAttempt 0
win :D
Justine94_x 31
Lololol.:L
wtgjeremy 0
lose weight you slob
puedominican 0
lol she prob gained 100 pounds in 4 years
nurgletr0n 0
OP is a guy, not a girl, try again ^
Icarus_II 0
Your boyfriend OP? That's effed in the ay man. Gay men do dissolve over time, looks like your time has come. *thumbs up*
Lord_of_0 4
So do straight men. Dumass. A known statistic is that gay men often have older partners- they usually don't dissolve over time, and, if they do, chances are it's because they were pressured by homophobic douchebags like you.
yesmanddd 4
Gay men can't all have older partners, because some of them have to be the younger ones. What you should have said is that a known statistic is, that gay men often have relationships with significant age difference.
null_fml 11
The FML is that your boyfriend implied that you're no longer hot. I think that matters more than knowing how long it's been since you WERE hot... but that's just me.