Miscellaneous: Today, I have a headache because I'm stressed and i'm stressed... - FML

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By losertransboy - 06/05/2016 05:39 - United States - Katy

Today, I have a headache because I'm stressed and i'm stressed becauss i have a headache. FML

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TriangularBanana 8

Friday 6 May 2016 23:51

Wet a towel with cool water and put it over your head. Rest for a bit, OP.

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TriangularBanana 8

Friday 6 May 2016 23:51

Wet a towel with cool water and put it over your head. Rest for a bit, OP.

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