Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a normal shower when my sister opened the...

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By showerstalker - 29/04/2016 02:49 - United States - Denver

Today, I was taking a normal shower when my sister opened the door. I had it locked, so I had no idea how she got in, until I saw the screwdriver in her hand. FML.

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Friday 29 April 2016 12:56

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