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Today, as I awoke, the sun was shining, the birds were tweeting, and police sirens were wailing at a drug bust next door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39741) - you deserved it (3451)

On 08/11/2014 at 1:11am - misc - by Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople (man) - United States (Texas)

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Time to go back to bed.

#1 - On 08/11/2014 at 8:59am by HAMY

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It's no wonder the birds were Tweeting when there was a drug bust going on. "Oh my God, guys. Gary just got his ass arrested. #Druglife."

#10 - On 08/11/2014 at 9:19am by Baustigt

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