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Today, I found out how stupid my girlfriend really is. She saw my room for the first time and started yelling at me, calling me racist, white trash for having a Confederate flag hanging on my wall. It's a British flag. FML


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On 06/19/2014 at 4:04pm - misc - by EmptyGlass (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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At least you didn't call people black, not African American. That would make you a real racist.

#1 - On 06/19/2014 at 6:37pm by bc4

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#2 - On 06/19/2014 at 6:37pm by billiejoeinabox

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