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Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11918) - you deserved it (90862)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

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