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Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML

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On 08/14/2011 at 4:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

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Extreme cougar!

#2 - On 08/14/2011 at 6:57pm by TheLastChild

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Oh God...

#1 - On 08/14/2011 at 6:57pm by hobbsicle805

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