Intimacy: Today, I had sex with my cousin when we were both drunk. At first... - FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2016 14:45 - Anonymous Proxy

Today, I had sex with my cousin when we were both drunk. At first it was awkward but now we're super attracted to each other and have talked bout dating. So now I either go around depressed and miserable we're not together or we become a couple and her dad and my dad both murder me painfully. FML

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The_Unlucky1 19

Saturday 30 April 2016 1:54

I bet you live in Alabama.

JustTemporary 24

Saturday 30 April 2016 3:14

Gross???

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The_Unlucky1 19

Saturday 30 April 2016 1:54

I bet you live in Alabama.

JustTemporary 24

Saturday 30 April 2016 3:14

Gross???

Jigglypuff_89 6

Saturday 30 April 2016 5:29

Hmm is this even legal ??

Benpie 22

Saturday 30 April 2016 5:31

Nope... But incest is wincest so go for it

GhostFox 33

Saturday 30 April 2016 6:37

Laws against that situation vary by state/country. If the two of you are old enough to drink, the two of you are old enough to decide if you want to take all the steps needed to be together while avoiding the legal and social issues. The two of you have to make that choice, and I doubt that the words of some strangers online will make you change your minds if you are determined to be together.

Mettaton_EX 13

Saturday 30 April 2016 7:34

yikes..

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