Today my husband took me camping for our anniversary. Last year... - FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:59

Today my husband took me camping for our anniversary. Last year I took him to a super nice hotel and casino and we stayed in a suite. This year he decided to go camping with no sleeping bags or food or ways to make a fire. He also told me to dress up so I only packed heels. Fml

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mymegangirl 7

Monday 3 June 2019 1:11

this makes no sense. does your husband not like you? no beds..food...heat? that's crazy. and he told you to dress up?

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mymegangirl 7

Monday 3 June 2019 1:11

this makes no sense. does your husband not like you? no beds..food...heat? that's crazy. and he told you to dress up?

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