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By Anonymous - 19/05/2016 19:58 - United States

Today, while playing Undertale, I tried to explain to my younger sibling that yes, we each have a skeleton in our own body. He didn't take it well. He's 16 years old. FML

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Jakuri 12

Saturday 21 May 2016 6:28

....this sounds a lot like one of those Undertale fancomics I've seen floating around. X'D

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Jakuri 12

Saturday 21 May 2016 6:28

....this sounds a lot like one of those Undertale fancomics I've seen floating around. X'D

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