Fragile

By Hlaalette - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Belgium

Today, I managed to throw my back out by blowing my nose. FML
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ZombieVampirez 24

Don't blow so hard. I've heard of people breaking ribs by blowing their nose

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SundayNightSix 23

Have you never seen a violent sneeze? Those can get dangerous. For the sneezer and the surrounding victims..

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CoGhostRider 31

Well first you grab a tissue and then you put it to your nose close your mouth and force the air out of your lungs through your nostrils.

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kellymonster 10

I did it once years ago by sneezing. Still bothers me off an on to this day! Not fun!

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43bubba34 25

I broke two ribs by sneezing a few years ago. Now every time I'm about to sneeze, I get worried it's going to happen again.

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kmaheynoway 25

That BLOWS. Hope you get BACK to normal soon.

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False_Stupidity 41

Would have been a better comment if you hadn't capitalised the puns to make them even more bleeding obvious.

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kmaheynoway 25

Sorry I down voted you on accident, I meant to upvote you! I was a little worried they wouldn't be too obvious. But I'll learn from my mistakes

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norpedo 16

hey I thought your comment was punderful, don't let people get you down

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kmaheynoway 25

Thanks #31! Don't worry, I'll make a comeback eventually!

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Enkeria 30

Somehow, I get the feeling this isn't a real FML.

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Roythetickler 21

I think that's really an accomplishment. I couldn't do that even if I was trying

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ZombieVampirez 24

Don't blow so hard. I've heard of people breaking ribs by blowing their nose

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